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skank pouch 

1. Another Word for Slut Bag
2. A Uterus
3. The best insult to throw someone off guard because nobody uses it.
1: Sally: Gosh Miranda you're such a Skank Pouch!
Miranda: Whatever you Twat Waffle!
2. I hate my period, I just wanna rip out my skank pouch!
3. Suzie: I can't believe you slept with him! You.... SKANK POUCH!
Molly: Well... what? ...oh crap i'm so caught off guard, nobody has ever called me that before.
skank pouch by theatregeek517 August 28, 2009

Stink Pouch 

A place to store your weed
Dude I was talking to my teacher and that dankest smell was coming from my stink pouch
Stink Pouch by Samuelthecreator February 16, 2012

Spank Pouch 

A condom that is otherwise too large for a small penis that one puts on with the sole purpose of masturbating into.
"I can't wear Magnums!"

"Just use it as a Spank Pouch then!"
Spank Pouch by Bob McGillian September 3, 2011

stinkpouch 

One of the two important holes on a chick.
"excuse me, but may I drain my nutsack in your stinkpouch, Madam Senator?"
stinkpouch by butterballs October 13, 2005

stinkpouch 

The fabulous hole found on most women
May I drain my nutsack into your stinkpouch, shorty?
stinkpouch by butterballs January 29, 2008

A Poncho short of a Tamale stand 

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.
She's a poncho short of a Tamale stand cause when we go to the petting zoo, she eats dirt with the sheep.