3 definitions by Bob McGillian

Masturbating so violently that there is enough friction to erase the fingerprints on your masturbating hand.
Sorry man, I just watched that hot chick from That 70s Show and had to erase my fingerprints really fast.

Erasing your fingerprints?

You know, whack it.
by Bob McGillian January 11, 2011
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The act of recording one's self masturbating on Snapchat.
"Do you wanna come over and have sex tonight?"
"Nah, I don't feel like leaving my house. Let's just snapturbate instead."
by Bob McGillian March 29, 2015
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A condom that is otherwise too large for a small penis that one puts on with the sole purpose of masturbating into.
"I can't wear Magnums!"

"Just use it as a Spank Pouch then!"
by Bob McGillian September 1, 2011
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