butterballs's definitions

1-10 Female attractiveness scale

The scale which defines women on a scale. However, its almost always used incorrectly. The common use is to rate her with 1 number, 1-10. Therefore a 6 is nearly a 7, a 9 is nearly a 10, etc. In reality, she ia supposed to be grades twice, of not more! The PROPER scale grades her once from the neck up, and again from the neck down, then mutiply the 2 numbers...so actual reading is from 1 to 100!! And women with 2 9s is much further above 2 8s! You can get an ever better yet more complicate scale using 3 ratings.

I was with a couple 40s on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale last night! Unfortunately, both were 10s for bodies...so you pretty much wanna put bags on their heads! Awsome. But ughh!

by butterballs September 23, 2016

squashed strawberry alley cat

"Can I get you a drink?" "I'll have a squashed strawberry alleycat." "I'm not sure what that is" 'It's simple, it's 12 fresh strawberries sliced, 3 ounces of dark rum, a splash of creme de..."

a squashed strawberry alley cat is 12 large strawberries, chopped. 3 ounces dark rum, a splash of creme de menthe. 1 ounce of suger. a thimble of grape pucker. a soupcon of cinammon. a touch of rupleminze. a klaxon of pineapple sauce. a grimace of red wine. Garnish with a muskmelon wedge, a hyacynthe petal, a childs laughter, and a tampon.

by butterballs January 21, 2009

Memphis Fan

To give a pants down swaying ass-wave...while farting as loudly as possible...directly into a womans face!

"That bitch was on her knees scrubbing the floor, so I backed up, said 'hey honey', and gave her a Memphis Fan!"

by butterballs April 6, 2008

stinkpouch

The fabulous hole found on most women

May I drain my nutsack into your stinkpouch, shorty?

by butterballs January 29, 2008

DNA Stripes

when you're nose bleeds a lot (from being cracked out, or drunk, or whatever), and you wipe it off with the backs of all your fingers.

Wow, you have the ten set of DNA stripes! What the hell did you do last night?!

by butterballs January 28, 2008

Hoopsiloceraptor

The almagamation of a velociraptor and a Hooper (generally either Mike J. Hanson, or Mr. Hooper from Sesame Street). This creature is often drunk, and likes to fly airplanes.

"Did you SEE how much that Hoopsiloceraptor drank while he was piloting our plane?!"

by butterballs November 20, 2006

Hog on a cloud

feeling good...like a smoke and a pancake.

God damn...I'm like a hog on a cloud.

by butterballs June 16, 2006