by butterballs June 16, 2006
when you're nose bleeds a lot (from being cracked out, or drunk, or whatever), and you wipe it off with the backs of all your fingers.
by butterballs January 28, 2008
The almagamation of a velociraptor and a Hooper (generally either Mike J. Hanson, or Mr. Hooper from Sesame Street). This creature is often drunk, and likes to fly airplanes.
by butterballs November 20, 2006
The scale which defines women on a scale. However, its almost always used incorrectly. The common use is to rate her with 1 number, 1-10. Therefore a 6 is nearly a 7, a 9 is nearly a 10, etc. In reality, she ia supposed to be grades twice, of not more! The PROPER scale grades her once from the neck up, and again from the neck down, then mutiply the 2 numbers...so actual reading is from 1 to 100!! And women with 2 9s is much further above 2 8s! You can get an ever better yet more complicate scale using 3 ratings.
I was with a couple 40s on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale last night! Unfortunately, both were 10s for bodies...so you pretty much wanna put bags on their heads! Awsome. But ughh!
by butterballs September 23, 2016
To give a pants down swaying ass-wave...while farting as loudly as possible...directly into a womans face!
"That bitch was on her knees scrubbing the floor, so I backed up, said 'hey honey', and gave her a Memphis Fan!"
by butterballs April 06, 2008
by butterballs May 25, 2006
To give a bitch the cold shoulder when she wants some booty. Usually to get her back for something, or just for fun.
by butterballs May 25, 2006