crowning

The point during a woman's labor when the baby's head (also known as the crown) can be first seen poking out of her vagina. Also used to refer to the point when a poop log can be first seen poking out of the anus.
"Oh my God, I had Mexican food for lunch again! I need to use your toilet ASAP, I'm CROWNING!"
by Titan2014 April 07, 2014
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Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.
She's a french fry short of a Happy Meal, cause when the Special Olympics are on, she thinks it's her birthday.
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Necronarcoleptic

Someone who keeps falling asleep while trying to fuck a dead person.
Although the dead person didn't get offended, it was really inconsiderate of the necronarcoleptic to keep nodding off during sex.
by Titan2014 July 01, 2017
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Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.
She's a poncho short of a Tamale stand cause when we go to the petting zoo, she eats dirt with the sheep.
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Fruit Cocktail

Fruit Cocktail - (n.) A gay orgy
Dude, I went to that new bar called "Rough Riders" cause I thought it was a western bar and I like line dancing, but it was a gay bar. It was a total Fruit Cocktail.
by Titan2014 November 03, 2016
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mauricio syndrome

The unshakeable and sudden belief that you are a superhero who can save the world from evil by spreading the message of love with musical theatre.
Man 1: Have you heard about the latest terrorist plot?
Man 2: Don't worry, I'll stop the hate with some tap dancing and the score of "Wicked".
Man 1: Oh, dude. Sounds like you have mauricio syndrome.
by Titan2014 March 07, 2014
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Clean Break

When you're taking a poop and you're so dehydrated you don't even have to wipe.
"Dude! No need for toilet paper. I had a clean break!"
by Titan2014 April 30, 2014
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