Necronarcoleptic

Someone who keeps falling asleep while trying to fuck a dead person.

Although the dead person didn't get offended, it was really inconsiderate of the necronarcoleptic to keep nodding off during sex.

by Titan2014 July 08, 2017

Tepee short of a Wigwam

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

Bless her heart, she's so stupid she thought my thesaurus was a dinosaur, she's a tepee short of a wigwam.

by Titan2014 July 07, 2017

mauricio syndrome

The unshakeable and sudden belief that you are a superhero who can save the world from evil by spreading the message of love with musical theatre.

Man 1: Have you heard about the latest terrorist plot?
Man 2: Don't worry, I'll stop the hate with some tap dancing and the score of "Wicked".
Man 1: Oh, dude. Sounds like you have mauricio syndrome.

by Titan2014 March 18, 2014

French fry short of a Happy Meal

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

She's a french fry short of a Happy Meal, cause when the Special Olympics are on, she thinks it's her birthday.

by Titan2014 July 07, 2017

Maraca short of a Mariachi Band

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

Bless her heart, she walked straight into the PTA meeting wearing her bra on the outside of her Lane Bryant pantsuit, she's a maraca short of a Mariachi Band.

by Titan2014 July 07, 2017

crowning

The point during a woman's labor when the baby's head (also known as the crown) can be first seen poking out of her vagina. Also used to refer to the point when a poop log can be first seen poking out of the anus.

"Oh my God, I had Mexican food for lunch again! I need to use your toilet ASAP, I'm CROWNING!"

by Titan2014 May 19, 2014

Clean Break

When you're taking a poop and you're so dehydrated you don't even have to wipe.

"Dude! No need for toilet paper. I had a clean break!"

by Titan2014 April 29, 2014