Definitions by Titan2014
Necronarcoleptic
Although the dead person didn't get offended, it was really inconsiderate of the necronarcoleptic to keep nodding off during sex.
Necronarcoleptic by Titan2014 July 8, 2017
Maraca short of a Mariachi Band
Bless her heart, she walked straight into the PTA meeting wearing her bra on the outside of her Lane Bryant pantsuit, she's a maraca short of a Mariachi Band.
Maraca short of a Mariachi Band by Titan2014 July 7, 2017
Tepee short of a Wigwam
Bless her heart, she's so stupid she thought my thesaurus was a dinosaur, she's a tepee short of a wigwam.
Tepee short of a Wigwam by Titan2014 July 7, 2017
French fry short of a Happy Meal
She's a french fry short of a Happy Meal, cause when the Special Olympics are on, she thinks it's her birthday.
French fry short of a Happy Meal by Titan2014 July 7, 2017
A Poncho short of a Tamale stand
She's a poncho short of a Tamale stand cause when we go to the petting zoo, she eats dirt with the sheep.
A Poncho short of a Tamale stand by Titan2014 July 7, 2017
Fruit Cocktail
Dude, I went to that new bar called "Rough Riders" cause I thought it was a western bar and I like line dancing, but it was a gay bar. It was a total Fruit Cocktail.
Fruit Cocktail by Titan2014 November 3, 2016
crowning
The point during a woman's labor when the baby's head (also known as the crown) can be first seen poking out of her vagina. Also used to refer to the point when a poop log can be first seen poking out of the anus.