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stalktard 

A combination of stalker and retard-A very retarded person who stalks people of the opposite sex because they're attracted to them.
Stalktard:That boy is so hot. I know where he lives.
Friend: Cut it out, you're being a stalktard.
stalktard by embem April 17, 2008
Related Words

stalkzor 

a girl who stalks too much
omfg carolyn is such a stalkzor. she like follows chris everywhere and doesnt stop talking about him
stalkzor by erikisreallygay December 31, 2007

Stalkworthy 

Stalkworthy describes a fine woman , that fine that you manage to get a half mongrel just from seeing her.
Fuck me that chicks Stalkworthy.
Stalkworthy by James November 1, 2004

stalkording

The process of recording people when they don't know.
The boy was stalkording the hot chick getting dressed with a camera hidden in her room.
stalkording by LittleBigMudkip November 29, 2010
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026