embem's definitions

stalkertunity

an opportunity to stalk

I got the perfect stalkertunity today. I was able to follow him home so now I know where he lives.

by embem May 1, 2008

friend rapist

A friend, often times one way, who forces themselves upon others to make them seem cooler.

Amanda our friend rapist followed me home today because she wanted to hang out- I really don't like her.

by Embem April 11, 2008

gepwned

to be pwned in German.

Ich habe dich gepwned.
I have pwned you.

by Embem March 26, 2008

wumbasha

An incredibly large soft drink.

person-I totally bought the biggest soda I could.
person #2-Wow, that thing is a wumbasha!

by embem May 12, 2008

stalkertivity

An activity you do with your stalker.

The boy who stalks me asked me if he could come over to play video games. It'll be a fun stalkertivity.

by embem October 3, 2008

Can I help you find something?

A phrase copyrighted by Target Corp.
Team members have to ask everyone this.

TM: Can I help you find something?
Guest: Nah, I am good thanks.

by embem February 8, 2009

popstar

German slang for a sex/porn star.
Derrieved from "poppen" which is slang for to fuck.

Das maedchen sieht wie ein popstar aus.
The girl looks like a porn star.

by Embem March 26, 2008