embem's definitions

stalkertivity

An activity you do with your stalker.

The boy who stalks me asked me if he could come over to play video games. It'll be a fun stalkertivity.

by embem October 3, 2008

snowdaze

A week in winter that high schools use as an excuse to have a formal dance and honor stupid jocks.

Did you enjoy the Snowdaze pep fest?
It got me outa class.

by Embem February 9, 2008

wumbasha

An incredibly large soft drink.

person-I totally bought the biggest soda I could.
person #2-Wow, that thing is a wumbasha!

by embem May 12, 2008

gepwned

to be pwned in German.

Ich habe dich gepwned.
I have pwned you.

by Embem March 26, 2008

popstar

German slang for a sex/porn star.
Derrieved from "poppen" which is slang for to fuck.

Das maedchen sieht wie ein popstar aus.
The girl looks like a porn star.

by Embem March 26, 2008

friend rapist

A friend, often times one way, who forces themselves upon others to make them seem cooler.

Amanda our friend rapist followed me home today because she wanted to hang out- I really don't like her.

by Embem April 11, 2008

stalktard

A combination of stalker and retard-A very retarded person who stalks people of the opposite sex because they're attracted to them.

Stalktard:That boy is so hot. I know where he lives.
Friend: Cut it out, you're being a stalktard.

by embem April 17, 2008