Stalkworthy 

Stalkworthy describes a fine woman , that fine that you manage to get a half mongrel just from seeing her.

Fuck me that chicks Stalkworthy.

Stalkworthy by James November 1, 2004

smackworthy 

A person, usually a fuckboy, who is worthy of being smacked.

Man, Wheelz sure is smackworthy tonight.

smackworthy by DopeSwaggu December 31, 2015

Stallworthing 

To drive out into the middle of the street while expecting to annihilate a random pedestrian for points

Scoring:
Rich Whiteman = 25 points
Homeless Blackman = 100 points
Hard working mexician = Jackpot

"and i finished all over her chest, in other news donte Stallworth Fataly hit a man with his car. He now has the high score of stallworthing"

Stallworthing by MiniFi2012 March 28, 2009

spankworthy 

the act of being so incredibly glorious, that the mere sight, thought, or mention of such an entity is liable to overcome one with the unsatiable urge to masturbate onesself into a state of immaculate bliss.

guy: hey, did you see the master today.
girl: yeah, he was looking spankworthy!
guy: that's what i heard. i heard so many girls wanked themselves when he was walking to philosophy today.
girl (pleasuring herself at the mere thought): YEAAH! IIII BELIIEVEE IIT!

spankworthy by titiboy December 2, 2005

Donte Stallworth 

Living proof that money can buy justice. Donte Stallworth drove his vehicle while drunk and high and killed an innocent pedestrian. He was sent to prison for 30 days. If he wasnt an NFL star he would be in prison for 15 years.

Someone explain how its possible that he was being tried for drunk driving and manslaughter and facing 15 years but pleads guilty to a sentence of 30 days 26 of which were actaully spent in prison.

Donte Stallworth is the same as every other scum who has been dumb enough to drive drunk, the only difference is there in prison serving their debt to society and he's out because he's a football player.

Donte Stallworth by cheese is good yum August 12, 2009

stallworth 

One of the only black family’s in Madeira

They are not fully black because they have a white mom

One white women 3 black people Stallworth

stallworth by Nigga with big dick October 27, 2018

Tyrone Stallworth 

A serial killer and a terrorist in Selma , Alabama who nickname was Buck Jones.

Tyrone Stallworth made funeral homes in Selma a lot of money.

Tyrone Stallworth by dawnmusic February 15, 2024