stalkording
stalkording by LittleBigMudkip November 29, 2010
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Stalkering
The process of using stalker-like tactics to figure out the mental or emotional state of another person in lieu of just asking them.
The person receiving the attention is being stalkered.
Not to be confused with stalking, in which the person is actually obsessed with someone.
The person receiving the attention is being stalkered.
Not to be confused with stalking, in which the person is actually obsessed with someone.
Bob: "I wanted to see if Megan was over her ex, so I logged into her Verizon account to check out how often they still text each other."
Bill: "Wow that's some clever stalkering, what did you find?"
Bob: "They were texting at 3 AM the other night. I'm gonna dump that ho!"
Bill: "Wow that's some clever stalkering, what did you find?"
Bob: "They were texting at 3 AM the other night. I'm gonna dump that ho!"
Stalkering by Nacho Rodriguez November 20, 2011
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Stanfording
It is when you are obsessed about Stanford and keep saying "Stanford! Stanford! I got into Stanford!!"
Nosey: "I GOT INTO STANFORD! OMG OMG! Stanford! It's Stanford!!"
Isra: "We get it. Stop Stanfording!"
Isra: "We get it. Stop Stanfording!"
Stanfording by The Stanforder March 26, 2010
Stalkwarding
When talking with someone in person, trying not to seem like you know too much about them despite having stalked them on Facebook and knowing details of their life.
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Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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