stalkording

The process of recording people when they don't know.

The boy was stalkording the hot chick getting dressed with a camera hidden in her room.

by LittleBigMudkip November 29, 2010

Stalkering

The process of using stalker-like tactics to figure out the mental or emotional state of another person in lieu of just asking them.

The person receiving the attention is being stalkered.

Not to be confused with stalking, in which the person is actually obsessed with someone.

Bob: "I wanted to see if Megan was over her ex, so I logged into her Verizon account to check out how often they still text each other."

Bill: "Wow that's some clever stalkering, what did you find?"

Bob: "They were texting at 3 AM the other night. I'm gonna dump that ho!"

by Nacho Rodriguez November 20, 2011

Stanfording

It is when you are obsessed about Stanford and keep saying "Stanford! Stanford! I got into Stanford!!"

Nosey: "I GOT INTO STANFORD! OMG OMG! Stanford! It's Stanford!!"

Isra: "We get it. Stop Stanfording!"

by The Stanforder March 26, 2010

Stalkwarding

When talking with someone in person, trying not to seem like you know too much about them despite having stalked them on Facebook and knowing details of their life.

I have a feeling that this guy is Stalkwarding me

by Interius July 16, 2021