stalktard

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A combination of stalker and retard-A very retarded person who stalks people of the opposite sex because they're attracted to them.

Stalktard:That boy is so hot. I know where he lives.
Friend: Cut it out, you're being a stalktard.

stalktard by embem April 17, 2008

stalkerdoodle

A person that is so infatuated with someone that they make up fake myspace profiles just to stalk them. They may even try to impersonate someone else just to break up a relationship.

That stalkerdoodle needs to go away!!!

stalkerdoodle by anti-stalkerdoodle April 10, 2010

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Related Words

stalktard • stalkward • Stalkwarding • Awkwardo Stalkwardo • Smacktard • spacktard • Spaktard • sacktard • skanktard • slacktard

stinktard

A smelly person who is so unintelligent they don't know they reek!

Jane,did you get a whiff of that fat old stinktard?

stinktard by Numbtard September 6, 2007

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Smacktard

a person who is seen to be special and mentally retarded. they are easily idenifiable by the lack of common sense and geographical knowledge eg. the lake district is in scotland. they will also repeatidly ask you to pass them their imaginary rifle when encountered with a fox or similar creature. you are recommended not to approach one for the fact that they will cling to you like a leech until death do you part.

MILLER the lemon is a smacktard
Miller you a smacktard

Smacktard by mr jack daniel December 28, 2005

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spaktard

a spasticly retarded individual, who cant tell their arse from their elbow

that sam is such a spaktard

spaktard by jefi b December 7, 2004

spacktard

A spastic retard

Sean is a spacktard.

spacktard by Paul January 22, 2004

spacktard

like a retard.

but with extra spasticness.

well, anyone could be a spacktard. but in this case, it's you.

spacktard by lordblunkey May 15, 2005

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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