A VERY flamer gay! Taken from shortened "flamboyant" male homosexual (i.e. flamboyant, shortened to "flamer"). One who is SO gay, he could walk into a room, and because of his FLAMBOYant nature, he could set off the sprinklers.
Roger: Hey, Dave!! Did you know about Eloy? I found out he just came out of the closet!
Dave: Oh, come on, Roger! Eloy was SO gay, he could have set off the sprinklers when he entered the room. He just oozed of homosexuality. A complete flamer! A true sprinkler starter!
When a car battery doesn't have enough juice to turn over the engine, but has enough to make the starter produce a very loud fast clicking noise, which is very close to the sound made by many sub machine guns.
Will usually scare the living shit out of anyone standing near your car.
Dude 1: That guy had a machine gun starter. It scared the fuck out off me!
When someone wears more than one thick gold (or faux gold) chain necklace at a time. Usually accompanied by too much cologne and a "Hey Baby" attitude.
Man #1: "Hey, check out the schmuck with the Mr. T started kit."
Man #2: "I pity the fool that thinks that looks good!"
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.