A typical alpha male who escaped the matrix and has his Money on point , aesthetic physique on point , status on point who loves working out and treating women right.
Oh shit a stachebra is here gotta hide my girl.
That guy is such a stachebra, chicks literally flock around him like he a celebrity.
That guy is such a stachebra, chicks literally flock around him like he a celebrity.
by Stachebra December 8, 2022
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by Relzinhcs May 21, 2021
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a very attractive penis.
by vodelmort14 February 20, 2011
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by Relzinhcs May 21, 2021
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by Graham Wallace August 6, 2007
Get the stacherash mug.A combination of the words: Stupid and Douchebag. A more efficient way to call someone really stupid who is also acting like a douchebag at the same time. While it may seem redundant, Stuchebag is used when "douchebag" alone does not convey the level of douchebaggery going on.
The act of being a stuchebag is: Stuchebaggery. As in: the amount of stuchebaggery being displayed by that kid is astounding. Somebody should punch him in his pussy.
The act of being a stuchebag is: Stuchebaggery. As in: the amount of stuchebaggery being displayed by that kid is astounding. Somebody should punch him in his pussy.
Did you see what Jared did at the company picnic? He was not only completely shitfaced and making a fool of himself in front of the little kids trying eat their lunch.... but he was hitting on the CEO's wife while the CEO was standing there. What a complete stuchebag!
by JeffB69 April 20, 2013
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"Broooo dude your balls be real stachy." "May we have stachy balls together?" " I love your stachyballs!"
by Ballsatchlers June 22, 2022
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