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stacheboy 

Someone morbidly obese who calls people by their last names. Usually plays video games all day, doesn't play any sport, and is completely incapable of making a humorous joke. Usually they have names that begin with M,N,A, or R. They watch lots of anime, and most of the time they have a lot of siblings- 3 to 6. Hates common terms like "lol" "lmao" "lmfao" or "rip" but then continues to use cringy terms like "uwu" Even though they play lots of video games like COD, Fortnite, or Valorant, they usually suck at it even after playing for 30 hours. They usually have a sort of slogan that they repeat 20-30 times a day.
"Jesus man, Avery is such a douchebag!" "I know right! He's such a Stacheboy!"
stacheboy by Relzinhcs May 21, 2021
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Stacheboy 

A person who plays video games and watches tv all day. They usually play first person shooter games and watch anime. Usually not very funny and can be rude or unnecessarily mean out of the blue. But sometimes they can be sweet and boost your moral with kind words. But only sometimes.
"Bro, Avery is so weird!" "I know right, man he's such a Stacheboy."
Stacheboy by Relzinhcs May 21, 2021

Stantheboyzforgoodgrades 

Stantheboyzforgoodgrades is a online phenomenon coming from the platform tiktok. She is notoriously famous for posting her customary life with her brother logan. She is a multistan that only follows / her followers are superiority
'Does stantheboyzforgoodgrades follow you back?
'No'
'Block me right now fool'
when "keeping it classy" you rock the stache or other assorted facial hair
fox cities facial hair club has been keeping it stachey since 2012.
stachey by fcfhc1 January 4, 2013

stachetory rape 

an aggressive mustache ride given to an unwilling partner
Sharon accused Tom of stachetory rape after he pulled her on to his face.

Stachehole 

1)Pertaining to that of a hairy anus. Usually in reference to a female.

2) A hairy anus.
" I was about to put it in her pooper, when to my amazement I discovered she had a stachehole!"

" The hair on the rim of her butt was purely eccentric! Now that's what I call a stachehole!"

" Not even King-Kong would be able to grow a stachehole as vast as hers."
Stachehole by Ardent Boober March 7, 2010

Stachey’s Angels

Name given to a group of extra moist kittens. Innocent until provoked, Stachey’s Angels spank those who misbehave until their butt hurts!
I just got spanked by Stachey’s Angels!
Purrrrrrr!
Stachey’s Angels by MS.M-R April 10, 2020