The incorrect spelling of Sausages
Hey, man, do you want some ssages?
Did you just misspell sausages?
Sorry *visible sweat* autocorrect got me.
Bro we talking out loud!
*visible confusion*
Did you just misspell sausages?
Sorry *visible sweat* autocorrect got me.
Bro we talking out loud!
*visible confusion*
by OkayAndrew October 1, 2019
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Derping is very common now a days where you screw up something or you just come off as plain stupid.
There are four stages of derp:
The first stage in where the majority of people are at and are a non derp where they may screw up once in a while and just reset back to normal at the beginning of each day.
The second stage of derp is a Common derp and are usually found in ditches with a shovel as they are boarder line derp usually found with IQ's lower than 100 and derp from 5 to 15 times a day.
The third stage is where you fail at most things in life expessially english and dont know how to spell and may derp from 15 to 50 times a day. This stage is called a Pro-Derp.
The fourth stage is a Royal derp it has nothing to do with the queen but whoever is at this stage should get a medal of some sort because they derp at least 50 or more times a day.
Derping is very common now a days where you screw up something or you just come off as plain stupid.
There are four stages of derp:
The first stage in where the majority of people are at and are a non derp where they may screw up once in a while and just reset back to normal at the beginning of each day.
The second stage of derp is a Common derp and are usually found in ditches with a shovel as they are boarder line derp usually found with IQ's lower than 100 and derp from 5 to 15 times a day.
The third stage is where you fail at most things in life expessially english and dont know how to spell and may derp from 15 to 50 times a day. This stage is called a Pro-Derp.
The fourth stage is a Royal derp it has nothing to do with the queen but whoever is at this stage should get a medal of some sort because they derp at least 50 or more times a day.
"I hate These stages of derp because it always ends up that I am a common derp at at the end of the day."
"It's okay Ron, just next time don't drop out of grade 10"
"It's okay Ron, just next time don't drop out of grade 10"
by BMilly4 July 10, 2011
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All gingers go through 5 stages in their life, like the 5 stages of grief.
1. Denial - They blindly believe they are 'strawberry blonde' and not ginger. LIES
2. Anger - Why me?!? Usually a period of blaming the parents
3. Bargaining - They start begging and wishing that their hair will change, or maybe a different hairstyle will hide the fact that they are ginger. Its not gonna happen i'm afraid
4. Depression - An overwhelming feeling of hopelessness, usually leads to lots of masturbation.
5. Acceptance - The ginger realises there is nothing they can do, and prepares them self for the endless insults.
1. Denial - They blindly believe they are 'strawberry blonde' and not ginger. LIES
2. Anger - Why me?!? Usually a period of blaming the parents
3. Bargaining - They start begging and wishing that their hair will change, or maybe a different hairstyle will hide the fact that they are ginger. Its not gonna happen i'm afraid
4. Depression - An overwhelming feeling of hopelessness, usually leads to lots of masturbation.
5. Acceptance - The ginger realises there is nothing they can do, and prepares them self for the endless insults.
Tony: Ha the poor bastard is on stage 4
Friend: His cock is gonna be raw by the end of the week
5 Stages of being ginger
Friend: His cock is gonna be raw by the end of the week
5 Stages of being ginger
by Kaiiizr February 13, 2010
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Get the 3 stages of life mug.There are seven stages of drinking which are:
1. Sober Stage - no alcohol, no buzz, no fun.
2. Drinking Stage - when you first start to consume alcohol, little to no buzz, starting to have fun.
3. Party Stage - the ideal stage of drinking, at this point you feel a good buzz, have lots of fun, and still retain most of your motor functions and speech skills.
4. Drunk Stage - A couple drinks after the party stage where you either start to get beligerant, or you start to want to not move out of your chair, you are no longer buzzed you are just plain drunk, there can still be fun to be had this point, but the fun starts to turn bad.
5. Puke Stage - A few drinks after the drunk stage, where your body feels the need to purge the alcohol you pumped into it, this is almost always not fun unless your buddies are there cheering you on.
6. Pass Out Stage - When you've consumed so much alcohol you can no longer do anything but sleep. This stage is not for the person passing out, but can often lead to many strange and hilarious jokes being played on such person. People have been known to skip stage 5 and go straight to this stage, others have gone through stage 5 during this stage resulting in stage 7.
7. Death Stage - when you drink so much you get alcohol poisoning and die, or you pass out and choke on your own vomit.
1. Sober Stage - no alcohol, no buzz, no fun.
2. Drinking Stage - when you first start to consume alcohol, little to no buzz, starting to have fun.
3. Party Stage - the ideal stage of drinking, at this point you feel a good buzz, have lots of fun, and still retain most of your motor functions and speech skills.
4. Drunk Stage - A couple drinks after the party stage where you either start to get beligerant, or you start to want to not move out of your chair, you are no longer buzzed you are just plain drunk, there can still be fun to be had this point, but the fun starts to turn bad.
5. Puke Stage - A few drinks after the drunk stage, where your body feels the need to purge the alcohol you pumped into it, this is almost always not fun unless your buddies are there cheering you on.
6. Pass Out Stage - When you've consumed so much alcohol you can no longer do anything but sleep. This stage is not for the person passing out, but can often lead to many strange and hilarious jokes being played on such person. People have been known to skip stage 5 and go straight to this stage, others have gone through stage 5 during this stage resulting in stage 7.
7. Death Stage - when you drink so much you get alcohol poisoning and die, or you pass out and choke on your own vomit.
by K-D-O-double G July 12, 2006
Get the 7 stages of drinking mug.The worldwide grief process related to all of the losses we’ve been facing because of Putin’s Pawn having become the US President.
The 5 Stages of Trumpgrief are as follows:
1. Denial: in the beginning when none of us could believe it was really true.
2. Anger: soon after the Inauguration when we all realized he can’t think.
3. Bargaining: in our dreams we entertained the now absurd idea that Pence could be the better one to step in.
4. Depression: the point at which it became obvious that a mass clinical depression had kicked in and that it was time to stop watching the news altogether.
5. Acceptance: where we have all come to realize and somehow accept that so many US citizens across the income spectrum resonated with his lowbrow mafiosi thinking and white supremacist hatred of constitutional law and that the only thing we can do now is light a fire under ourselves to vote his dumb ass out of office.
1. Denial: in the beginning when none of us could believe it was really true.
2. Anger: soon after the Inauguration when we all realized he can’t think.
3. Bargaining: in our dreams we entertained the now absurd idea that Pence could be the better one to step in.
4. Depression: the point at which it became obvious that a mass clinical depression had kicked in and that it was time to stop watching the news altogether.
5. Acceptance: where we have all come to realize and somehow accept that so many US citizens across the income spectrum resonated with his lowbrow mafiosi thinking and white supremacist hatred of constitutional law and that the only thing we can do now is light a fire under ourselves to vote his dumb ass out of office.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019
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A special form of massage often used as a suffix for another noun.
A special form of massage often used as a suffix for another noun.
by Paul Rusnak May 5, 2006
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