Sausages

An eccentric scotsman with poor driving skills.
Sausages, look out for the truck ffs!
by Wristified September 01, 2008
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Sausages

A word often used by people when they are upset or annoyed at something they or someone else have done!
Mother: Mary, you left the hair straightner on again!

Mary: Sausages!!
by Kinky Boots August 21, 2008
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Sausaged

When you're drunk off your ass and on the cusp of alcohol poisoning but you're still functioning correctly and having a great ass time.
Dude, my ass was so sausaged last night! I drank 3 four locos, almost fuckin died but I was still lit, danced to gasolina 8 times.
by Meh123 June 11, 2017
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Sausagitis

When you eat too many sausages. Side effects may include having a severe chest cough and croaky voice.
"I'm not feeling so well after that hot dog! I hope I don't have sausagitis..."
by read_words_kids March 27, 2021
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No sausage

1.) Lacking of anything, material or otherwise.
2.) A taunting or jesting phrase, usually said when denying someone of a privalage after allowing them (either intentionally or unintentinally) to get their hopes up.
1.)"Hey Ted, do you have the rent today?"
"No sausage."
2.) "I was playin halo, and I raped this guy. Then he came back, and he thought he was gonna get me, but I was like 'No sausage' and I raped him again."
by Davada Niviob February 22, 2009
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sausage

sausage
friend: eat?
me: sausage
by Xonde April 19, 2019
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to sausage

It's great music and crowd. You can go home but I decided to stay and to sausage.
by Matomat January 27, 2019
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