Sausages

An eccentric scotsman with poor driving skills.

Sausages, look out for the truck ffs!

by Wristified October 19, 2008

Sausages

A word often used by people when they are upset or annoyed at something they or someone else have done!

Mother: Mary, you left the hair straightner on again!

Mary: Sausages!!

by Kinky Boots October 16, 2008

Sausaged

When you're drunk off your ass and on the cusp of alcohol poisoning but you're still functioning correctly and having a great ass time.

Dude, my ass was so sausaged last night! I drank 3 four locos, almost fuckin died but I was still lit, danced to gasolina 8 times.

by Meh123 June 11, 2017

Sausagitis

When you eat too many sausages. Side effects may include having a severe chest cough and croaky voice.

"I'm not feeling so well after that hot dog! I hope I don't have sausagitis..."

by read_words_kids March 26, 2021

No sausage

1.) Lacking of anything, material or otherwise.
2.) A taunting or jesting phrase, usually said when denying someone of a privalage after allowing them (either intentionally or unintentinally) to get their hopes up.

1.)"Hey Ted, do you have the rent today?"
"No sausage."
2.) "I was playin halo, and I raped this guy. Then he came back, and he thought he was gonna get me, but I was like 'No sausage' and I raped him again."

by Davada Niviob February 22, 2009

sausage

sausage

friend: eat?
me: sausage

by Xonde April 19, 2019

to sausage

to dance the crazy manner

It's great music and crowd. You can go home but I decided to stay and to sausage.

by Matomat January 27, 2019