ssaged

A short form for the word MASSAGE.
A special form of massage often used as a suffix for another noun.

It was very relaxing while being ssaged by my girlfriend last night.

by Paul Rusnak May 5, 2006

Staged

Something that is obviously planned and rehearsed

Omg that video was so staged

by Idk.idk.idk February 25, 2018

SOAGed

The negative snowball effect felt by an individual, group, or an organization that occurs when your boss wants to change things merely to make themself look good to their superiors and justify their job position. Also see Fucked over.

Did you hear that Bob wants to change our organizational structure and focus? Wow, we are about to be SOAGed.

by Johnny Deepthoughts September 7, 2013

stagedoor

v- to stagedoor, is to go to the "stagedoor" of a theatre and meet the actors after a show(a play, or a musical).

Last night I stagedoored at Les Miserables, and I got everyone's autographs.

by SaRrrX December 6, 2006

Staged and Bi-curious

Something almost fake and gay

I wouldn't go so far as to call it fake and gay, but staged and bi-curious

by Sarv May 6, 2011

staged décollété

This is the deliberate display of significant cleavage; whether through the choise of a daring low-cut dress or blouse, or positioning in order to emphasize the breasts.

Judy provided some staged décollété, much to the pleasure of Mike, Bob, and Joshua.

by Big Sky Heidi January 30, 2010

Staged

See WWE

Didn't you know pro wrestling is staged?

by TooCrooked August 30, 2003