Sroffling 

To suddenly roll on floor laughing

Without warning

Over something weird like your stomach sounding like a bear or an aeroplane.

SROFL

'that's sroffling material'

Sroffling by Emma and Heather :D January 25, 2010

it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic 

Actually means: actions taken solely for the feeling (or the appearance) of doing something about an unavoidable situation; actions that not only accomplish nothing but *blatantly* accomplish nothing.

"Oh, look, now GM is trying to fire Wagoner. It's like shuffling deck chairs on the Titanic."

it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic by Arkaaito December 9, 2008

Party rock shuffling 

If you've seen it in the party rock anthem music video or on the Kia commercial and try to copy what they do, you are party rock shuffling.
Contrary to popular belief, Party rock anthem is not hardstyle music and this kind of shuffling is not real shuffling and will be laughed at by real, true, sfufflers.
If you still don't understand the difference, look up some videos and tutorials on YouTube and prepare to be blown away

Party rock shuffler: Every day I'm...

Real shuffler: Finish that sentence and I'll cut your legs off. God I am so sick of this party rock shuffling crap...

Party rock shuffling by captainkabuki16 September 10, 2011

Paper-shuffling 

Paper-shuffling is a prevalent practice in the bureaucratic systems. It refers to the time-consuming circulation of papers and documents in an office without contributing much to the system itself.

“People could work in parks, in maintenance, the many paper-shuffling jobs there are in government." (The Washington Post)

Paper-shuffling by Vahid_niamadpour May 6, 2012

snorfling 

A combination of sniffing, snorting, and truffling. Often used in regard to various body orifices, particularly ones below the belt.

Can also be done in a bed under the blanket or in the dark with loud grunting sounds.

Zooooomagawd, we came home drunk from the bar, and this guy was like totally snorfling my vadge. I had to smack him unconscious.

snorfling by hello world champion April 26, 2011

Stroffing 

To take very long when smoking.

Dude stop stroffing you’re taking forever to smoke that bowl.

Stroffing by hornigan May 2, 2022

snorfling 

That wierd air sucking sound you make when you wake up with one stuffed up nostril and you try to clear it out.

Bob was dreaming his pillow was jammed up his right nostril only to wake up snorfling due to a sinus infection.

snorfling by nuttybunny September 25, 2013