scoofling 

Any female who is younger in age than you are and you want to make sexual advances with.

A senior- Yo lets call up some scooflings/scoofs.ie Juniors, Sophmores, Freshman

scoofling by smitherzz May 11, 2007

scoofling 

word used to describe a attractive looking woman who you would like to talk to

lets go the mall and find some scooflings (scoofs)

scoofling by Pat February 12, 2005

Scooping That Out

To have sex. A synonym to 'hitting that' or 'tapping that'.

Bro 1: Yo, bro, check out that girl.
Bro 2: I'm totally gonna be scooping that out later, brah.

Scooping That Out by Dane! July 10, 2012

scooming 

A northern Scottish word for being exceptionally nosey, fishing for gossip and generally being a curtain twitcher. Even though scooming means looking for gossip, the word 'scoom' as a noun means gossip.

One can be labelled a 'scoomer' if they are known to deliberately and desperately look for gossip. Scoomers can be found slow driving past your house or round all five streets in your village at night for hours... or perhaps even in the local shop pretending to look at apples or (other healthy things they'd never actually buy) but is actually listening very carefully to everything you are saying.

Once the scoomer has found their prey, the scoomer will not be satisfied until they receive their supply of scoom. Everyone can be guilty of scooming but every village has their super scoomer.

Most likely used in the rural areas of the Scottish Highlands in the north.

*Man walks into local shop* 'Here Josie, I've got some scoom for you...I saw your mum last night scooming on the church goers. Turns out Mrs Fandan sacrifices cats straight after church and feeds them to her husband. He thinks he's eating chicken.'

Josie *Wow , that's some great scoom.'

scooming by CarlJay May 1, 2018

Within scrolling distance 

When the information you wanna access from a particular webpage is only a little bit further down the page from where you are. This means that it is close enough for you to be bothered enough to scroll down the page and access it quickly. It is therefore said to be 'within scrolling distance'

"I can't see where to type in my email address"
"That's because it's further down the page, but don't worry, it's within scrolling distance"

Within scrolling distance by kakashleigh August 15, 2009

Scooting

When a dog sits and pulls itself around with its front legs in an effort to scratch an itchy butt hole. It's an act that is often unexpected and hilarious (if it's not on your rug.)

Nancy - "Do you like our new carpet?"
Thomas - "You're so brave to install white carp-HAHA, Muffin is totally scooting by the chair!"
Nancy - "MUFFIN! NOO!"

Scooting by Douglas Bubbletrousers September 26, 2008

Public Schooling 

The process of replacing an empty mind with a closed one.

I attend Public Schooling. Your opinion has no merit.

Public Schooling by A.Chase February 24, 2008