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Squwinge 

OMG Frankie just saved my bedspread with a sly squwinge
Squwinge by Felchking July 9, 2014
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Squingemontos 

The act taking a pair of dirty underwear and throwing it against a wall and having it stick.
Guy 1: Dude, last night I totally took a crap in my pants, and I did a Squingemontos!

Guy 2: Aww, dude! That's so gnarly!
Squingemontos by Anonomippotamous January 6, 2010
verb: to obtain something under the pretense of borrowing, but under circumstances when repayment is doubtful; a slightly larcenous taking of property.

noun: a person known often to squinge.

This use of word "squinge" goes back to the early '80s in Northeast, specifically in Connecticut. This use has since gone out of fashion.
verb: Yo, can I squinge a cigarette, my man? or I squinged a joint from Joey.

noun: Vinny's such a fucking squinge!
Squinge by überloser April 3, 2022
To squeeze tightly into a small space
we all squinged in the car.
There was not enough space so we sqinged it in the box.
AHHH YOURE SQUINGING ME!
pEople sometimes try to sqinge into college.
SQUINGE!
squinge by Jessico October 27, 2006
Post-Ejaculatory wringing of the penis, used to expel residual semen.
He squinged his penis, adding to the puddle of man-batter.
squinge by Tony the Wop February 13, 2004
whenever in the course of life violent,sick-twisted images flail before your eyes; a cringe and a squint greet in a horrible embrace
whenever i see your tan mammy (even a defaced picture of her corpse) i squinge
squinge by bob the ball July 12, 2005
The cherries have been in the fridge so long, they're beginning to squinge.
Squinge by Sapba66 January 1, 2019
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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