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Squingel 

Squingel. A word used to replace the words cringe and squirm. An act when you’re so extremely disgusted and unsettled that you squingel. You cringe squirm and shiver at something that genuinely dissatisfied you.
Yeooo yesterday Maeve made me squingel.

Dirty fifty year old men make me squingel.
Squingel by Madison’s mind February 21, 2019
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squinglidging 

The act of cleaning one's anus with another's tongue. Often being so thorough and gentle with their tongue cleaning one's hemorroids as well as every anal pube. This is often done by a lover or a really close friend.
Me and my buddy Jeff are so close that when i told him about my dirty hemorroids he started squinglidging my ass out of nowhere. What a good friend.
squinglidging by El Duderino111 February 2, 2013

squiggely squigglers 

The most dominant sports franchise in the the history of the universe, the parallel galaxies, and the dream land galaxies.
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squiggely squigglers by gaydos October 25, 2003

Squingemontos 

The act taking a pair of dirty underwear and throwing it against a wall and having it stick.
Guy 1: Dude, last night I totally took a crap in my pants, and I did a Squingemontos!

Guy 2: Aww, dude! That's so gnarly!
Squingemontos by Anonomippotamous January 6, 2010
verb: to obtain something under the pretense of borrowing, but under circumstances when repayment is doubtful; a slightly larcenous taking of property.

noun: a person known often to squinge.

This use of word "squinge" goes back to the early '80s in Northeast, specifically in Connecticut. This use has since gone out of fashion.
verb: Yo, can I squinge a cigarette, my man? or I squinged a joint from Joey.

noun: Vinny's such a fucking squinge!
Squinge by überloser April 3, 2022

squingle 

when you feeel the neeed to do a little shaking wiggle or when you're in bed and just vibrate a bit lol
"man, i just squingled in the toilet"
"dude, she made me squingle so hard, my dingo almost popped
squingle by milmol May 19, 2009
To squeeze tightly into a small space
we all squinged in the car.
There was not enough space so we sqinged it in the box.
AHHH YOURE SQUINGING ME!
pEople sometimes try to sqinge into college.
SQUINGE!
squinge by Jessico October 27, 2006
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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