What happens to a nutsack and schlong when all vitality is lost and the desire for sweet booty dissipates.
My nutsack shriveled when I saw the old guy bang the old lady.
by PaperMachete October 31, 2005
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someone who has a penis the size of a peanut
by rajiv March 21, 2005
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Shrivels (shrëv-ELS)

When a woman is good looking, so she turns you on, but then she opens her mouth, and she’s so offensive, it makes your dick shrivel.
For example:

One: did you see that hot ass bitch back there?

Two - yeah, I know her from back in the day. She’s hot til she opens her mouth, then she gives me the shrivels.

One - damn yo.
by Ken1plus2 September 28, 2018
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A state of being, only diagnosed after a series of extremely poor/ smelly performances in an entities personal/ professional life. Being shrivelled is synonymous with cases exhibiting high levels of stupidity, disability or muppetry. As shrivellism is highly contagious to the un-shrivelled, care must be taken to isolate, and in extreme cases incinerate, any shrivelled being found to be wriggling in the nearby vicinity.
Shrivelled man: Lewis, I just shat in the sink.

Lewis: Wow, that's shrivelled mate
by Crustacean7 March 2, 2021
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It is a state of being, where it is cold, and someone pants you and your dick and balls are very shrunken.
Eric Powell often has very shriveled dick and balls.
Dude, why would you do that when my dick and balls are shriveled
by Chrisobell February 7, 2009
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civilizations tendency to shrink and shrivel up everything in her path.
mans inhumanity to man results in the shrivelization of us all.
by heartLove! November 25, 2004
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He pulled down his pants and exposed his shrivel-pig and I puked a little in my mouth!

Calling his a dick is a compliment. He’s a shrivel-pig!
by Boymom0406 September 24, 2019
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