shrivel
What happens to a nutsack and schlong when all vitality is lost and the desire for sweet booty dissipates.
shrivel by PaperMachete December 28, 2005
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shrivel
ryan has a shriveled dick
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Shrivel-Dick Syndrome
When a penis has been in contact with water for an extended period of time, whether it be bathing, swimming etc. The penis then becomes shriveled and wrinkled to the point where it is a fraction of normal size.
Im soaked. And im pretty sure I have Shrivel-Dick Syndrome
I better get out of the pool before I get Shrivel-Dick Syndrome
I better get out of the pool before I get Shrivel-Dick Syndrome
Shrivel-Dick Syndrome by Anamethathasnotbeenused April 18, 2011
shrivel dick
The act of sexual intercourse despite a male's inability to become sexually aroused by their partner.
"Jody totally wants my d"
"What are you waiting for? Make a move!"
"I don't know I'm not really attracted to her I doubt I could even get hard."
"Don't let that stop you, just shrivel dick her!"
"What are you waiting for? Make a move!"
"I don't know I'm not really attracted to her I doubt I could even get hard."
"Don't let that stop you, just shrivel dick her!"
shrivel dick by mmmberry December 5, 2011
Shrivel-pig
He pulled down his pants and exposed his shrivel-pig and I puked a little in my mouth!
Calling his a dick is a compliment. He’s a shrivel-pig!
Calling his a dick is a compliment. He’s a shrivel-pig!
Shrivel-pig by Boymom0406 September 23, 2019
Shrivel Up and Die
An insult used by internet trolls and tryhards who use death threats. Basically the troll/troll wannabe hates the person hates so much they want them to shrivel up and die in a horrible manner.
Shrivel Up and Die by MM132 September 7, 2019
shrivel-nut
an old man; one who complains like a repulsive old man; or one who repels women at the slight of his balls.
Used to insult a friend after he told us how a girl walked out because she saw his balls
Used to insult a friend after he told us how a girl walked out because she saw his balls
shrivel-nut by T.Random December 3, 2010
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.