Squoof

a penis fart

Man, i was doing her in the butt and i squoofed

by Mucho Grande June 30, 2008

squoof

humiliated in a cool and stylish fashion.

damn son, you got squoofed!! shit...

by thomasg October 10, 2005

Squoof

Annoyance, boredom, emotional pain, depression.

*teacher pats you on the shoulder* thats what squoof feels like

It was squoof when miss holmbitch patted me on the back yesterday!

by Lifelongday July 30, 2018

Squoosher

When a female puts an object in between her legs and squashes the object with her vagina lips.

"TECE is a stupid squoosher, she smashed my phone cuz she thought I was calling other girls"

by Richard33 February 18, 2008

squoose

A rare breed of animal that is birthed when a squirrel and a moose do the do in the vag

Great Scott, would you look at that Squoose!

by sWaG July 19, 2014

squoodle

To squawk, or squeal while squatting.

Watch me as I squoodle over here.

by daware February 20, 2015

Squoffee

Standard coffee drink for Sasquatched, Yeti-sized human beings, that, by virtue of their size, require a disproportionate amount of caffeine.

"Did you try Yeti's Squoffee yet(i)?"

"Yeah, I'm damn near euphoric."

by corywilkerson December 14, 2008