squoot

A combination of squee and w00t, formulated in Harry Potter fandom to express both:

1. Firm agreement

and

2. Fangirl/fanboy-ish excitement

The difference between "squoot" and the more commonly used "w00t" is in its element of fangirl/boy-ishness. Thus, it should be used mostly in a fandom context.

Squoot: when squee is too wimpy and w00t just doesn't cut it.

gunsnhandcuffs4ever: I heard Cassandra Claire just finished Draco Veritas!

malfoyluvr: omg, I can't wait to read it! SQUOOT!

squoot by lisliasm January 28, 2006

squoot

is a combination of a girls squirt and a man or female's poop from their butt-hole.

I really enjoyed stiring the squoot around in my butt-hole.

squoot by Holyheysus October 25, 2011

Squoot

When you squirt and fart at the same time.

I Squoot every time I see Josh Gad or Ryan Reynolds… Or, “Them’s squootin’ words!” In the vernacular.

Squoot by Thehappyfrog December 22, 2022

squort 

Similar to squirt, but involving the expulsion of a thick or nasty liquid, generally from the asshole.

After he took the stick shift out of his asshole, he squorted all over the front seat of the car.

squort by hobopalooza September 29, 2008

Squoosher 

When a female puts an object in between her legs and squashes the object with her vagina lips.

"TECE is a stupid squoosher, she smashed my phone cuz she thought I was calling other girls"

Squoosher by Richard33 February 18, 2008

Squoats

1. Eating oats and then doing squats or vice-versa.
2. Eating oats while doing squats.

Bro 1: "Bro, is today your squats and oats day?"

Bro 2: "Dudemanbro, every day is squoats day!"

Squoats by cez31 February 19, 2011

squoose 

A rare breed of animal that is birthed when a squirrel and a moose do the do in the vag

Great Scott, would you look at that Squoose!

squoose by sWaG July 19, 2014