Couples who are constantly feeling the need to be touching, holding hands, kissing, and calling eachother pet names like shmoopy, as if they are forever caught in the state of being a brand new couple that is madly in love. It's from seinfeld

That is the shmoopiest couple I have ever seen. They are always eskimo kissing in front of everyone and it's awkward as hell.

shmoopiest by Trevron Hibbron October 12, 2005

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squobies

when you cop a feel for a woman because of her soft boobs and have thoughts of squishing them on your dick

"man that girl has such fat titties they be giving me squobies"
"dude what the fuck"

squobies by carnette September 23, 2023

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free scoopies

To cup your ass crack with your hand whilst cutting a fart, close the fart in your hand and then release it under someones nose.

Check this mother fucker!! Haha - free scoopies!

free scoopies by porkchop5k August 11, 2007

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squookie

The squookie is a square cookie that is a cousin of the squffin. It is part muffin, part cookie and is square in shape.

"Those squookies are making me thirsty!!"

"Shannon's squookies are amazing! They're just as good as her squffins!!"

"Hey - anybody seen those damn squookies today?" --Squookie Monster

"Squookies?! Ain't nobody got time for that!"

squookie by gingerbreadmanbearpig October 1, 2014

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