Squoosher

When a female puts an object in between her legs and squashes the object with her vagina lips.

"TECE is a stupid squoosher, she smashed my phone cuz she thought I was calling other girls"

by Richard33 February 18, 2008

squoshex

We all know and are fond of this delightful orange vegetable. However, what is not know is how it is correctly spelled. Back in the times of the Native Americans, they used to eat this veggi a lot. So, they decided to name it squoshex, with an o and an ex at the end. When the whites came, they misinterpreted the word and spelled it the way it sounded (since we're morons) as squash, with an a and no ex at the end. This was a dire mistake on our part and it must be changed if we ever want any Native American tongue preserved. The organization Squoshex Helps Indians To Survive (S.H.I.T.S) is planing to change our spelling of the word to...well...help Indians survive.

1. Boy do I love squoshex the vegetable.
2. Mom, can we have squoshex for dinner tonight?
3. My favorite thing starts with an s and ends with ex...squoshex!

by manbearpig will kill you all April 7, 2008

Skittle Squasher

A female who damages her sexual partner's genitalia, specifically the testicular region, through overenthusiastic thrusting of the pelvis. This female is usually on top.

Yeah, poor guy, his girlfriend is such a skittle squasher.

by Squishy Squasher September 12, 2010

squoose

A rare breed of animal that is birthed when a squirrel and a moose do the do in the vag

Great Scott, would you look at that Squoose!

by sWaG July 19, 2014

Dream Squisher

Person or persons who respond negatively to the good news, dreams or goals of others

I told my Mom I wanted to go to backpack across Europe, and she told me that I should be looking for a job instead. She is such a Dream Squisher!

by JMB Dream Squisher January 22, 2011

Sloosher

A guy that likes to make out with a female, after that same female has given him oral pleasure nad he has jizzed in her mouth.

Max: Dude, Monica sucked Tom off last night and he blew in her mouth, then afterwards I seen him kissing her
James: What a sloosher

by Nick Sierko August 22, 2006

delusion squasher

Someone has delusions, of grandeur, of being an artist, of being captain of the universe, etc., then whomever presents reality over and over until the delusion has been eliminated.

Once Oscar realized he wasn't an artist and his video game playing was vastly overrated in his mind, he stopped calling his mother a dream squasher and realized she was a delusion squasher, and that he had to get a real job

by JessicaWalters April 10, 2021