kind of like douche-ing your anus but with a little nice and sparkly iykwim. makes a "squooooooch" sound and the -ee is from the air flowing out
a: "coca cola or pepsi?"
b: "ah i'd like some pepsi"
b: "are you just gonna stand there and hold that bottle?"
b: "that's a weird looking cup"
b: "oh my god are you squoocheeing. im leaving i dont like this"
b: "ah i'd like some pepsi"
b: "are you just gonna stand there and hold that bottle?"
b: "that's a weird looking cup"
b: "oh my god are you squoocheeing. im leaving i dont like this"
by stdsoundsystem April 22, 2025
"Felching session canceled because he don't wanna squoochee."
"Girl, ew... Get back on Grindr and find a new fling...."
"Girl, ew... Get back on Grindr and find a new fling...."
by 4n41b34d51uv3r2004 February 24, 2025