squoochee

(v.) same as douche (the verb). it's ass-cleaning :) often with water!

"Felching session canceled because he don't wanna squoochee."
"Girl, ew... Get back on Grindr and find a new fling...."

by 4n41b34d51uv3r2004 February 23, 2025

squoochee

kind of like douche-ing your anus but with a little nice and sparkly iykwim. makes a "squooooooch" sound and the -ee is from the air flowing out

a: "coca cola or pepsi?"
b: "ah i'd like some pepsi"
b: "are you just gonna stand there and hold that bottle?"
b: "that's a weird looking cup"
b: "oh my god are you squoocheeing. im leaving i dont like this"

by stdsoundsystem April 22, 2025

Squoosher

When a female puts an object in between her legs and squashes the object with her vagina lips.

"TECE is a stupid squoosher, she smashed my phone cuz she thought I was calling other girls"

by Richard33 February 18, 2008

squatchee

Button on top of ball caps

What is the button on top of baseball hats? A Squatchee!

by Mr. Travis December 27, 2013

squoochie

A soft rubber toy that feels squishy

The Squoochie Room. A room where the squoochie's live.

by Catch Da Bus June 27, 2011

squanchee

When your in a siting position and liquid shit starts to pour out your ass all over your ass cheeks. And you are unable to stop it very bad

Oh no man what's happening AHHHHH. Oh man that sucks looks like u fell victim to a squanchee.

by IIV KURO VII May 3, 2022

Squoochie

Squid coochie, and or squid pussy

Yo i was jerkin to some hentai and this dude shoved his 8ft cock in that squoochie

by dankswagportions September 6, 2018