squoochee

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(v.) same as douche (the verb). it's ass-cleaning :) often with water!

"Felching session canceled because he don't wanna squoochee."
"Girl, ew... Get back on Grindr and find a new fling...."

squoochee by 4n41b34d51uv3r2004 February 23, 2025

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squoochee

kind of like douche-ing your anus but with a little nice and sparkly iykwim. makes a "squooooooch" sound and the -ee is from the air flowing out

a: "coca cola or pepsi?"
b: "ah i'd like some pepsi"
b: "are you just gonna stand there and hold that bottle?"
b: "that's a weird looking cup"
b: "oh my god are you squoocheeing. im leaving i dont like this"

squoochee by stdsoundsystem April 22, 2025

Related Words

squoochee • squoochie • scoochee • Smoochee • squanchee • Squancheekchok • squatchee • Squoncher • Squooch • squoosched

Squoosher

When a female puts an object in between her legs and squashes the object with her vagina lips.

"TECE is a stupid squoosher, she smashed my phone cuz she thought I was calling other girls"

Squoosher by Richard33 February 18, 2008

squatchee

Button on top of ball caps

What is the button on top of baseball hats? A Squatchee!

squatchee by Mr. Travis December 27, 2013

squoochie

A soft rubber toy that feels squishy

The Squoochie Room. A room where the squoochie's live.

squoochie by Catch Da Bus June 27, 2011

squanchee

When your in a siting position and liquid shit starts to pour out your ass all over your ass cheeks. And you are unable to stop it very bad

Oh no man what's happening AHHHHH. Oh man that sucks looks like u fell victim to a squanchee.

squanchee by IIV KURO VII May 3, 2022

Squoochie

Squid coochie, and or squid pussy

Yo i was jerkin to some hentai and this dude shoved his 8ft cock in that squoochie

Squoochie by dankswagportions September 6, 2018

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026