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a penis fart

Man, i was doing her in the butt and i squoofed

Squoof by Mucho Grande June 30, 2008

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squoof

humiliated in a cool and stylish fashion.

damn son, you got squoofed!! shit...

squoof by thomasg October 10, 2005

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Squoof

Annoyance, boredom, emotional pain, depression.

*teacher pats you on the shoulder* thats what squoof feels like

It was squoof when miss holmbitch patted me on the back yesterday!

Squoof by Lifelongday July 30, 2018

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Squoosher

When a female puts an object in between her legs and squashes the object with her vagina lips.

"TECE is a stupid squoosher, she smashed my phone cuz she thought I was calling other girls"

Squoosher by Richard33 February 18, 2008

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squoose

A rare breed of animal that is birthed when a squirrel and a moose do the do in the vag

Great Scott, would you look at that Squoose!

squoose by sWaG July 19, 2014

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squoodle

To squawk, or squeal while squatting.

Watch me as I squoodle over here.

squoodle by daware February 20, 2015

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Squoffee

Standard coffee drink for Sasquatched, Yeti-sized human beings, that, by virtue of their size, require a disproportionate amount of caffeine.

"Did you try Yeti's Squoffee yet(i)?"

"Yeah, I'm damn near euphoric."

Squoffee by corywilkerson December 14, 2008

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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