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1. female who sucks dick as often as a mosquito sucks blood
2. annoying or obnoxious female
I fucked with her before she became a squito
squito by datboideme June 17, 2019
Words you can keep
A colloquialism of the word "mosquito". An alternative to "mossie/mozzie" which is also used in reference to mosquitos.

Pronounced skweeto.
Example 1: Looks like the squitos are out for a drink, Bill.

Example 2: Just squashed at least a dozen squitos!
squito by milygrae January 12, 2011
the focus of any chillin session. (noun)usually referring to certain aspects of gangsta ambiance most likely the weed being rolled into the blunt or the bread being broken.
ChronicTheHedgehog: "Where you at?"

Cal Piffkin Jr: "Had to stop and grab that squito."

PeterBagODonuts: Arthur Ave, break bread.

VincentLaguardiaGambini: squito for everybody.
squito by gerkgrundle June 16, 2010

‘Squito Boppin 

The act of energy filled youths who can’t sit still.

(Similar to mosquitos)
Michael and Madigan were ‘squito boppin around lollapalooza.
‘Squito Boppin by therealmilo August 2, 2022

squito titters 

When a female's breasts are so non-existent, the use of "mosquito bites" cannot be used.
Kat's breasts hang in the middle of her chest, and they're not even mosquito bites. They're squito titters.
squito titters by pawtce April 13, 2011

Squitter 

Slang from South West England, a squitter is a thoroughly nasty, smelly, disgusting squirt of liquid or semi-liquid faecal matter. Usually used as a plural, the squitters is an attack of diarrhoea brought on usually by overindulgence in alcoholic refreshment. Using squitter in the singular form means a single squirt of repulsive, stinking, watery shit and by extension a repulsive, stinking, watery shit of a person. In both cases the best thing to do is flush the toilet with plenty of disinfectant.
"Malcolm, you're nothing but a two-faced squitter!"
Squitter by AKACroatalin April 16, 2015

'squitos 

The 'squitos tonight were Bad!
'squitos by Starchylde July 14, 2015
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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