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Squitler

Squitler is a German squirrel from the 1940’s.
Never fear, Squitler is here !
by Vengeance_💀 January 22, 2025
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Squitter

Slang from South West England, a squitter is a thoroughly nasty, smelly, disgusting squirt of liquid or semi-liquid faecal matter. Usually used as a plural, the squitters is an attack of diarrhoea brought on usually by overindulgence in alcoholic refreshment. Using squitter in the singular form means a single squirt of repulsive, stinking, watery shit and by extension a repulsive, stinking, watery shit of a person. In both cases the best thing to do is flush the toilet with plenty of disinfectant.
"Malcolm, you're nothing but a two-faced squitter!"
by AKACroatalin April 16, 2015
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squigler

Someone with squiggly handwriting that is totally unreadable.
I can't read your doctor's prescription, he's a total squigler!
by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017
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Shquitler O'neal

a black man who will be proclaimed fuhrer of germany and start ww3 along with diaz, the king of portugal
oh shoot run shquitler o'neal is after u!!!
by elbendigo May 31, 2018
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squither

Verb; A drug induced state acheived after consuming intense amounts of prescription drugs and half price cocktails.
"Yo that purp drank got me squithering";
"that shit was rather squither inducing";
"sorry babe i cant get it up im feeling quite squithered"
"those pills and beers has got me rather squithered!"
by zestone March 25, 2008
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squiter bites

Extremely flat boobs, where the nipple appears to be a Mosquito bite.
This chick has some serious squiter bites. Absoluetely no tites.
by DrapeMasterD May 29, 2008
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squitters

Sputtery, disgusting type of crap where you blow your hole out. The toilet is then filled with bits, often requiring a double-flush. Can also be used as verb.
I had the squitters after eating that prune pie.

Last night I had 6 hotdogs, a bag of doritos and a 12-pack of Natty Light. This morning I squittered my brains out for two hours.
by Just Joe September 7, 2003
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