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Squitter 

Slang from South West England, a squitter is a thoroughly nasty, smelly, disgusting squirt of liquid or semi-liquid faecal matter. Usually used as a plural, the squitters is an attack of diarrhoea brought on usually by overindulgence in alcoholic refreshment. Using squitter in the singular form means a single squirt of repulsive, stinking, watery shit and by extension a repulsive, stinking, watery shit of a person. In both cases the best thing to do is flush the toilet with plenty of disinfectant.
"Malcolm, you're nothing but a two-faced squitter!"
Squitter by AKACroatalin April 16, 2015

Dream Squisher 

Person or persons who respond negatively to the good news, dreams or goals of others
I told my Mom I wanted to go to backpack across Europe, and she told me that I should be looking for a job instead. She is such a Dream Squisher!

squiter bites 

Extremely flat boobs, where the nipple appears to be a Mosquito bite.
This chick has some serious squiter bites. Absoluetely no tites.
1. (n) A sex partner.
2. (n) refers to the sound that two lovers make when having sex.

3. (n) der. used by subculture robosexuals and android fuckers to describe those that do not have sex with inanimate objects or human-like beings.

Syn. Organasmic, Breeders, Secretors
Ant. Robot Fuckers, Android Fuckers, Androidsexual
Rebecca, a human, is my favorite squisher!

Paul and Max are just a couple of squishers.
Squisher by Ramsausage July 23, 2010

squitters 

Sputtery, disgusting type of crap where you blow your hole out. The toilet is then filled with bits, often requiring a double-flush. Can also be used as verb.
I had the squitters after eating that prune pie.

Last night I had 6 hotdogs, a bag of doritos and a 12-pack of Natty Light. This morning I squittered my brains out for two hours.
squitters by Just Joe September 7, 2003

Squitter chuckles 

You laugh so hard you squitter your pants.
I had the squitter chuckles when John told me that joke.