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A code-name for dipping tobacco you use when you're talking about dipping in front of someone that doesn't know you dip.
Person 1: "Squirsh?"
Person 2: "Yes please"
Person 3: "What's squirsh?"
Person 1 & 2: "Nothing"
Squirsh by squirshman April 28, 2009
when a girl's pussy is so wet it drips juice
"That girl is so squirshy you can see it from the back"
Squirshy by Wet Daddy August 23, 2009

squirtchup 

The weird liquid at the bottom of the ketchup bottle that´s left over from all the good stuff.
Shouldn´t have put that squirtchup on my fries, now they suck.

Squirshies 

A liquid defecation which pastes to the side of one's butt cheek resulting in a half of roll of toilet paper being used to clean the mess
Too much Bean may result to you having the Squirshies.
Squirshies by The Brothers G July 10, 2009

Strawberry Squirtcake 

The act of having intercourse with a woman while she is menstruating and ejaculating inside and then pulling out and stimulating her clitoris till she has a squirting orgasm and then performing oral sex on her.
My old lady was on the rag and she wanted me to give her a creampie so after I blew a load in her I pulled out and put my cock on her clit and shook it up and down and side to side faster and faster till she squirted all over.And then I ate her out.Then she licked the Strawberry Squirtcake off of my face
Squish and Squirt are two of my favorite words to say to all the moistenising people. So I combined them and made an even more moistenising word: Squirsh. Its the act of squishing something and squirting something at the same time.
This moistenising meal is so good, us people should squirsh it into my basement.
I like to squirsh things in my basement, why don't you supply man come join me and squirsh with me.
Squirsh by not-a-cult-leader January 31, 2018
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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