Squirsh

A code-name for dipping tobacco you use when you're talking about dipping in front of someone that doesn't know you dip.

Person 1: "Squirsh?"
Person 2: "Yes please"
Person 3: "What's squirsh?"
Person 1 & 2: "Nothing"

Squirsh by squirshman April 28, 2009

Squirsh

Squish and Squirt are two of my favorite words to say to all the moistenising people. So I combined them and made an even more moistenising word: Squirsh. Its the act of squishing something and squirting something at the same time.

This moistenising meal is so good, us people should squirsh it into my basement.
I like to squirsh things in my basement, why don't you supply man come join me and squirsh with me.

Squirsh by not-a-cult-leader January 31, 2018

squirsh

Its what happens when they create those fruit bars. They "squirsh" the fruit, which means to squirt the juice out and then "squish" the remaining pulp into rectangular shapes.

Dude A (eating fruit bar): These fruit bars are good!
Dude B: You know what they do? They "squirsh" the fruit!

squirsh by Mayur Jobanputra November 29, 2007

Squirsh

The act of gathering for the purpose or dipping or that act itself.

You want to go squirsh after track? I only squirshed once yesterday.

Squirsh by The Big Dirty April 30, 2009

Squishy Typing 

When you spill your beverage into your keyboard and instead of draining it out, like a normal person, you continue typing like nothing happened much to the bemusement of those who witnessed the spill. Squishy Typing is no delicate matter and practitioners usually have an “Own It!” type mentality. Squishy Typers never tickle the keyboard like an Elmo doll on the cold Christmas morning of 1996. Rather, they opt to pound the keys with the renewed vigor of a frustrated Ludwig van Beethoven raging at the heavens during a tsunami.

Jo: Just picked up my coffee off the warmer as someone asked me a question. I swung around and bonked the edge of my monitor and dumped half the cup in my keyboard...

Levi: I'd like to be sympathetic, but I'm too busy laughing. Hopefully, it was a cheap-o, wired keyboard?

Jo: It is. It's a work keyboard so I’m just squishy typing now.

Levi: I smell a UD entry. Squishy Typing

Jo: Ew Ew!! I'll get Darren on it.

Jo: Confession: I may have baited you into the UD recommendation so I could incorporate our conversation into the example...

Levi: Haha. That makes sense.

Darren: Done.

Squishy Typing by Darren Besert November 27, 2017

street squish 

Just a really skanky sperm dump. Looks for rich looking drunks for one night stands, just so they have shelter. Hint:They usually don't wear panties and smell like an organic solvent.

"Looks like James found some street squish again. One day his dick will turn green and fall off."

street squish by Running out of patience October 17, 2008

Squishysexual 

A heightened sexual attraction to a Squishy cute adorable person.

Friend: Are you straight, bisexual or gay?
Me: I identify as a Squishysexual.

Squishysexual by Pretty Little Girl January 24, 2020