Squish and Squirt are two of my favorite words to say to all the moistenising people. So I combined them and made an even more moistenising word: Squirsh. Its the act of squishing something and squirting something at the same time.
This moistenising meal is so good, us people should squirsh it into my basement.
I like to squirsh things in my basement, why don't you supply man come join me and squirsh with me.
I like to squirsh things in my basement, why don't you supply man come join me and squirsh with me.
by not-a-cult-leader January 31, 2018
Get the Squirsh mug.When you and yo girl are having sex, but you forgot an old grammar lesson, and she makes up a catchy song as she climaxes.
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Get the School house rocking mug.Buying your son a Hess truck is the Retardation equivalent of giving him ten bionics, six cheers for Ajit Pia, showing him the minions movie ten times, taking him to seven one direction concerts, half a season of Sword Art Online and five episode of My Little Pony. Please help spread awareness for Hess Related mental retardation.
If someone says: "Give Me back my HESS TRUCK MOM IM PICKLE REEEE." then contact us immediately to get help.
If someone says: "Give Me back my HESS TRUCK MOM IM PICKLE REEEE." then contact us immediately to get help.
by not-a-cult-leader January 30, 2018
Get the Hess Trucks mug.A symbol, of Mentel retardation. Warning: Buying your son a Hess truck is the retardation equivalent of giving him ten Bionicles, six cheers for Ajit Pia, showing him the minions movie ten times, taking him to seven one direction concerts, half a season of Sword Art Online and five episode of My Little Pony. Please help spread awareness for Hess related autism. Please, we need your help.
Guy one: "I heard your son started playing Sonic games." Guy two: "Yeah, he hasen't been the same since we got him that Hess Truck"
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Get the Hess mug.When you really dunk, and you think your having sex with a women, but you wake up the next day and its a frog from Indiana.
by not-a-cult-leader October 21, 2017
Get the Indiana frog spotter mug.A squad is what assholes refer to as their group of friends. Not to be confused with squad goals, which is what white people say when they think they have friends, but no one with any friends has ever said that.
"Yo, me and my squad gonna do some shit tonight."
"My squad got: Barry B Benson, Bye man, Nagasuckysuckyfivedorrar, BofA. D. Da bi bye man, whomst real name is Bye man but we already got a bye man so this one is called the bi bye man cuz he is also bi, T. apedat flex, da Buyby Mann with two n's because the bye bye man with one N is the bi bye man, Jankeyer Juses, and Dabyebyeman. Jr. Whos real name is Dabyebyeman but since we already got a bi bye man we had his dad change his name to Dabyebyeman so Dabyebyeman Jr. would be different from da Bi bye man."
"Alright, bye bye, man."
"My squad got: Barry B Benson, Bye man, Nagasuckysuckyfivedorrar, BofA. D. Da bi bye man, whomst real name is Bye man but we already got a bye man so this one is called the bi bye man cuz he is also bi, T. apedat flex, da Buyby Mann with two n's because the bye bye man with one N is the bi bye man, Jankeyer Juses, and Dabyebyeman. Jr. Whos real name is Dabyebyeman but since we already got a bi bye man we had his dad change his name to Dabyebyeman so Dabyebyeman Jr. would be different from da Bi bye man."
"Alright, bye bye, man."
by not-a-cult-leader January 30, 2018
Get the Squad mug.Thease are numbers frequently used to get your ex-girlfriend back from that women steeling asshole Chang. A friend of mine once left a message saying "TAKE THAT EX GRILFRIEND! I DU NOW MATHS? DONT u REGRET DUMPNG ME FOR THAT ASIAN GUY NOW? HA ha HA ha Ha ah," I know that the Numbers are 1234567890" at 3:00am on thier Ex girlfriends Iphone.
1234567890 is a number of the alphabet.
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