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Squirsh

Squish and Squirt are two of my favorite words to say to all the moistenising people. So I combined them and made an even more moistenising word: Squirsh. Its the act of squishing something and squirting something at the same time.
This moistenising meal is so good, us people should squirsh it into my basement.
I like to squirsh things in my basement, why don't you supply man come join me and squirsh with me.
by not-a-cult-leader January 31, 2018
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THOT USER

A THOT user is someone who sounds like this: Yo dat ho be bitching on my shit man, I bee like WAAA yo u mess wit me you get what you get bich, Fuck U stank ass hood rat, I bee poppen on dat shit like U dontt nuw muy shit THOT A non THOT user sounds more like this: I most indubitably postulate the lady beside the Chiffonier to be a THOT.
"I hate hanging out with that guy, he is such a THOT user"
by not-a-cult-leader January 30, 2018
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Hess Trucks

Buying your son a Hess truck is the Retardation equivalent of giving him ten bionics, six cheers for Ajit Pia, showing him the minions movie ten times, taking him to seven one direction concerts, half a season of Sword Art Online and five episode of My Little Pony. Please help spread awareness for Hess Related mental retardation.
If someone says: "Give Me back my HESS TRUCK MOM IM PICKLE REEEE." then contact us immediately to get help.
by not-a-cult-leader January 30, 2018
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School house rocking

When you and yo girl are having sex, but you forgot an old grammar lesson, and she makes up a catchy song as she climaxes.
I was School House Rocking this chick last night.
by not-a-cult-leader October 21, 2017
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Hess

A symbol, of Mentel retardation. Warning: Buying your son a Hess truck is the retardation equivalent of giving him ten Bionicles, six cheers for Ajit Pia, showing him the minions movie ten times, taking him to seven one direction concerts, half a season of Sword Art Online and five episode of My Little Pony. Please help spread awareness for Hess related autism. Please, we need your help.
Guy one: "I heard your son started playing Sonic games." Guy two: "Yeah, he hasen't been the same since we got him that Hess Truck"
by not-a-cult-leader January 30, 2018
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Indiana frog spotter

When you really dunk, and you think your having sex with a women, but you wake up the next day and its a frog from Indiana.
I was so wasted, I did an Indiana frog spotter
by not-a-cult-leader October 21, 2017
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1234567890

Thease are numbers frequently used to get your ex-girlfriend back from that women steeling asshole Chang. A friend of mine once left a message saying "TAKE THAT EX GRILFRIEND! I DU NOW MATHS? DONT u REGRET DUMPNG ME FOR THAT ASIAN GUY NOW? HA ha HA ha Ha ah," I know that the Numbers are 1234567890" at 3:00am on thier Ex girlfriends Iphone.
1234567890 is a number of the alphabet.
by not-a-cult-leader January 30, 2018
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