Definitions by not-a-cult-leader
Baked sail
Similar to a baked sale, a baked sai is a bake sale in which everyone is high and also is on a boat.
A. Did you hear about the baked sail week?
B. No
A. I was like tripping balls and we donated about 15$ to help fight cancer. And we were on a boat.
B. How much did it cost?
A. About 500$, and the cush was about 1,500$
B. Are you KIDDING ME? WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU JUST DONATE THE MONEY IN THE FIRST PLACE
A. Because then I wouldn't have been able to say it was a baked sail
B. when are you gonna grow up and get a job?
A.You think you're better than me because you got accepted into college?
B. I overheard Clair tell my mom that she wishes I was her son and not you
A. No, you didn't
B. I did too, she said that all you ever do is spend the rest of your dad's life insurance
A. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PUSSY!
B. Soon the life insurance money is gonna whare out and your gonna have to face reality
A. At least my girlfriend doesn't sleep with the whole fucking town
B. TAKE THAT BACK
A. she is probably cheating on you right now!
B. Your mom said she wishes it was you instead of Bill
A. I fucked Sally
B. You did not you lying cunt
A. Yeah, here's her texts to me
B. You son of a bitch, ILL KILL YOU BASTERED!
A.where did you, get that knife?
B. DIE YOU JACKASS!
B. Oh no, what have I done? I have just committed a murder. I'm going to prison, My girlfriend, my house, my life, it's gone. Life is not worth living anymore. My girlfriend cheated on me, I killed my best friend, and now I'm going to spend the rest of my life in prison. I cant live like this. *cuts wrist.
B. No
A. I was like tripping balls and we donated about 15$ to help fight cancer. And we were on a boat.
B. How much did it cost?
A. About 500$, and the cush was about 1,500$
B. Are you KIDDING ME? WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU JUST DONATE THE MONEY IN THE FIRST PLACE
A. Because then I wouldn't have been able to say it was a baked sail
B. when are you gonna grow up and get a job?
A.You think you're better than me because you got accepted into college?
B. I overheard Clair tell my mom that she wishes I was her son and not you
A. No, you didn't
B. I did too, she said that all you ever do is spend the rest of your dad's life insurance
A. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PUSSY!
B. Soon the life insurance money is gonna whare out and your gonna have to face reality
A. At least my girlfriend doesn't sleep with the whole fucking town
B. TAKE THAT BACK
A. she is probably cheating on you right now!
B. Your mom said she wishes it was you instead of Bill
A. I fucked Sally
B. You did not you lying cunt
A. Yeah, here's her texts to me
B. You son of a bitch, ILL KILL YOU BASTERED!
A.where did you, get that knife?
B. DIE YOU JACKASS!
B. Oh no, what have I done? I have just committed a murder. I'm going to prison, My girlfriend, my house, my life, it's gone. Life is not worth living anymore. My girlfriend cheated on me, I killed my best friend, and now I'm going to spend the rest of my life in prison. I cant live like this. *cuts wrist.
Baked sail by not-a-cult-leader May 4, 2018
Moistenising
(PrenouncedMois-ten-i-zing). An adjective that describes a noun that makes things very moist. yeah. I like moist. It, even more, moisterising with accent marks. mòïšt. Møìšt îś vårÿ môïštęńīśįñg tô śâÿ.
I have a vary moistenising keyboard. Please, come to my basement, its very moistenising. Officer͡° ͜ʖ ͡°, these are my children, they are vary moistenising. î ñęvér brökê óūt ãf ā moistenising cèłł, stôlę å çömpùtër ãńd púbłīšhėd mÿ wørd ín Ūrbâñ Dïçtīœńārÿ.
Moistenising by not-a-cult-leader January 31, 2018
Squirsh
Squish and Squirt are two of my favorite words to say to all the moistenising people. So I combined them and made an even more moistenising word: Squirsh. Its the act of squishing something and squirting something at the same time.
This moistenising meal is so good, us people should squirsh it into my basement.
I like to squirsh things in my basement, why don't you supply man come join me and squirsh with me.
I like to squirsh things in my basement, why don't you supply man come join me and squirsh with me.
Squirsh by not-a-cult-leader January 31, 2018
Hess
A symbol, of Mentel retardation. Warning: Buying your son a Hess truck is the retardation equivalent of giving him ten Bionicles, six cheers for Ajit Pia, showing him the minions movie ten times, taking him to seven one direction concerts, half a season of Sword Art Online and five episode of My Little Pony. Please help spread awareness for Hess related autism. Please, we need your help.
Guy one: "I heard your son started playing Sonic games." Guy two: "Yeah, he hasen't been the same since we got him that Hess Truck"
Hess by not-a-cult-leader January 30, 2018
Hess Trucks
Buying your son a Hess truck is the Retardation equivalent of giving him ten bionics, six cheers for Ajit Pia, showing him the minions movie ten times, taking him to seven one direction concerts, half a season of Sword Art Online and five episode of My Little Pony. Please help spread awareness for Hess Related mental retardation.
If someone says: "Give Me back my HESS TRUCK MOM IM PICKLE REEEE." then contact us immediately to get help.
If someone says: "Give Me back my HESS TRUCK MOM IM PICKLE REEEE." then contact us immediately to get help.
Hess Trucks by not-a-cult-leader January 30, 2018
1234567890
Thease are numbers frequently used to get your ex-girlfriend back from that women steeling asshole Chang. A friend of mine once left a message saying "TAKE THAT EX GRILFRIEND! I DU NOW MATHS? DONT u REGRET DUMPNG ME FOR THAT ASIAN GUY NOW? HA ha HA ha Ha ah," I know that the Numbers are 1234567890" at 3:00am on thier Ex girlfriends Iphone.
1234567890 is a number of the alphabet.
1234567890 by not-a-cult-leader January 30, 2018
THOT
A thot is an acronym for THAT HO OVER THERE.
It is most commonly used by people who sound like this"Yo dat ho be bitching on my shit man, I bee like WAAA yo u mess wit me you get what you get bich, Fuck U stank ass hood rat, I bee poppen on dat shit like U dontt nuw muy shit THOT.
It is most commonly used by people who sound like this"Yo dat ho be bitching on my shit man, I bee like WAAA yo u mess wit me you get what you get bich, Fuck U stank ass hood rat, I bee poppen on dat shit like U dontt nuw muy shit THOT.
THOT by not-a-cult-leader January 30, 2018