Squirpy

Adj. - Result of fruits becoming over ripened and very soft which then emit fluids - stage before it goes totally rotten and moldy.

Don't eat that peach, it's gone squirpy!

Squirpy by dcdreaming55 August 27, 2013

Dirty Squirty 

Sex localised typically within the vicinity of a kitchen done in the missionary position over a boiling pot. As you fuck the girl she is aggressively unleashing a gargantuan monsoon of piss and diarrhea into said pot. The amount released increases the harder and faster each thrust.

Me and your sister in the kitchen whippin' up a Dirty Squirty

Dirty Squirty by WordToYourMother69 September 1, 2021

squirty poop 

when you piss shit from yer bumhole, usually caused from being out at the taco bell

Pierat: Aye, I had a squirty poop matey.

Ratepi: Ah, 'tis the ways of the shitey seas.

squirty poop by Vincepti0n February 17, 2017

squirty-circus 

Consists of a group of 3 or more people performing in a show for an audience, where one of the people serves as the ringmaster and the others the clowns or entertainers. The ringmaster must be suffering from diarrhea, often achieved through the use of a laxative. During the show the ringmaster will attempt to defecate on the faces of the other clowns, resulting in a hazy spray of diarrhea. Many of the clowns perform tricks, such as a trampoline or trapeze, while trying to avoid the fecal matter spray.

This was Rebecca's first time watching a squirty-circus. She had fun, and even got hit by some of the ringmasters fecal matter.

squirty-circus by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017

Squirmy

1 - Not being able to sit still, constant movement, back and forth action done more specifically while sitting down or lying down, as if moving like a worm
2 - Therefore, to be worm like in your actions.
3 - A combination of squirrel and wormy in actions equating to being fucking squirmy

1 -- In the morning, the early bird gets the squirmy worm.
2 -- In the early morning, the lady gets the squirmy sperm.
3 -- Most common: Dude. Chill out, stop being all squirmy. Relax.

Squirmy by Frankee Franklin May 26, 2020

Squirpily

the feeling of being forced to grasp an uncircumsized penis or have one put into a body cavity without one's consent. Also, is not in any way attractive, but is the complete opposite and might even be a form of rape, depending on the severity. If you find yourself in a situation similar to this, please: run, hide, fight or just say no, because you will no in any way enjoy this situation. If you are too nice of a person to do any of those things, just try and find your happy place, because what may come next is not going to be pleasurable.

Adam without warning thrust his uncircumsized penis into Julia's hand without her consent. Julia felt complete disgust, rejected the offer. That may have been the smartest decision of her life because she could have been in store for much worse. She will we forever scarred by that Squirpily feeling, and have a deep, gaping hole in her life forever.

Squirpily by SexyBadAssGod July 1, 2011

Dick-Squirty 

A gay man that works at McDonalds and occasionally likes to dip his penis in the McFlury cups and let me partake in Divine decadence. Licking every lost drop in hopes of not getting caught in the broom closet with a cup of ice cream and their pants down.

Hey, Melvin, meet me in the broom closet at 0700. I have a dick-squirty that needs attending to. Peace out.

Dick-Squirty by ProsperaProserpina84 August 15, 2019