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To Inhale From A Bong Too Hard Resulting In Profound Coughing
Last Night Nick Was Smoking With Joe And Joe Squirped The Bong Which Left Him Coughing For the Rest Of the Night
by Master Flow October 20, 2008
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Officially registered in 1999 as the "fourth color."
Humans see in red, yellow and blue. Goldfish see in four colors. Squirp being the fourth. Mantis shrimp see in 10 colors. Those additional 6 colors have not been identified officially yet.
by Biofungus July 3, 2011
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Squirp

The sound a penguin makes. It is as simple as that.

As for the history, the word originated from the Latin word "Siquidem." The meaning of this word was believed to have reference to horses put to strenuous work out on the farms. It is suspected that this word was created by means of worker's colloquialism, but was soon recognized as a word of value. Originally, it was a word to express frustration for when a horse would reach its limit and lay to rest in the dirt. This was a costly action for the farmers then had to return to farm in fetch of a stronger horse. A farmer in such position would vent, "Siquidem!" Soon after becoming a commonly used word among all, the meaning, like many words, was changed to show discontent in reference to any of the smallest annoyances. In consideration to a penguin, it is not a secret that when the Couptionises species and the Hornt species mated, none other than the Penguin was created. Both species were famous for their ability of constant annoyance and it brought fear the the penguin, containing traits from both, would be unbearable. Before any real proof of such bothersome ways, it developed the nickname "Squirp" as a shortened version of "Siquidem." Soon discovering the only irritating part about the penguin was its way of communication, this noise was then awarded name of "Squirp" when the animial itself was offically named "Penguin"
Did you hear that penguin squirp!?
by wags1331 August 13, 2010
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Squirp

A moderately small blob of jelly
"Hey how much jelly do you want, a lot, or just a Squirp"
by Lorangatang April 26, 2019
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Squirp

Sharp and squishy at the same time
Joe's chin is so squirp, I love to squish it even if it looks very very sharp.
by Wolfie77077 October 11, 2022
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Squirp

To get in where you fit in.
I squirped in line in front of that prick!
by Chapp504 March 25, 2024
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Squip

It's from Japan. It's a gray oblong pill; quantum nanotechnology CPU. The super computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do.

- Be More Chill
The Squip: Take your hands out of your pockets. Arch your back, puff out your chest. Add some swagger to your gate or you'll look like a masturbator. Fix your posture, then the rest.
by Jeremy Heere June 5, 2017
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