Squirpily

the feeling of being forced to grasp an uncircumsized penis or have one put into a body cavity without one's consent. Also, is not in any way attractive, but is the complete opposite and might even be a form of rape, depending on the severity. If you find yourself in a situation similar to this, please: run, hide, fight or just say no, because you will no in any way enjoy this situation. If you are too nice of a person to do any of those things, just try and find your happy place, because what may come next is not going to be pleasurable.

Adam without warning thrust his uncircumsized penis into Julia's hand without her consent. Julia felt complete disgust, rejected the offer. That may have been the smartest decision of her life because she could have been in store for much worse. She will we forever scarred by that Squirpily feeling, and have a deep, gaping hole in her life forever.

by SexyBadAssGod July 1, 2011

Squirrely Wrath

What Foamy the Squirrel calls the anger of squirrels.

"Face my Squirrely Wrath!"

by Andrew the Man July 16, 2008

squirrely

Adjective: 1. mildly insane

2. unpredictable and jumpy, often in a cowardly way

3. nutty; resembling a squirrel looking for nuts

I read about some squirrely guy, who claims, he just don't believe in fightin'.
And I wonder just how long, the rest of us can count on being free.

-Merle Haggard

by viciousvogel November 3, 2009

squirly

suspicious;not being straight up;beating around the bush;being up to no good;sneaky;sly;manipulative;untruthful

I wouldn't want to hang out with someone who acts squirly.

by charisse justiniano March 10, 2004

squirtiling

The act of lighting a males public hair (pubica genitalia) on fire, and then using a woman's pussy juice (or squirt) to put out the flames.
Related to charizarding

Me and Megan were getting frisky at the party, and when she started squirtiling me I knew it was a night I wouldn't forget!

by Pokemon Lover 22 October 18, 2015

squirly eyed

Squirly eyed is a definition about a woman with a lazy eye that is usually easy.. Very sexual, not slutty in a sence but very sexual.

Look at that chick, she's had so much c@ck it's messed her eye. She's squirly eyed....

by Harder69 March 8, 2008

Squirrely

Used to describe someone of questionable character.

I wouldn't give my money to that dude he's kind of Squirrely.

by Mojo Maniac August 6, 2008