A person who gets so overly hyped up about something, all they can do is squeal and wave their hands furiously. Also known as a fangirl, encouraged by the thought of their favourite subject of choice.
"Look at that squeetard! It's amazing, how they can stillbreathe while squealing that high. It's only Johnny Depp/Naruto/something...."
A squeezure is the literal combination of a squee and a seizure. It usually happens when a fangirl witnesses something that she really, really likes, and consists of uncontrollable shaking, squeeing, and perhaps drooling. If you witness a fangirl displaying these behaviors, do not panic, she is just happy.
*Dramatic scene in anime plays*
Fangirl: *falls down, squeeing, shaking, and drooling uncontrollably*
Boy: Oh my god, Is that girl okay?
Other fangirl: Yes, she's just having a squeezure.
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."