Squeeturd

To pinch a loaf.

Gotta get to work, let me Squeeturd it real quick.

Squeeturd by tdog71197 June 1, 2016

squeetard 

A person who gets so overly hyped up about something, all they can do is squeal and wave their hands furiously. Also known as a fangirl, encouraged by the thought of their favourite subject of choice.

"Look at that squeetard! It's amazing, how they can still breathe while squealing that high. It's only Johnny Depp/Naruto/something...."

squeetard by Citronic October 21, 2008

squeezure 

A squeezure is the literal combination of a squee and a seizure. It usually happens when a fangirl witnesses something that she really, really likes, and consists of uncontrollable shaking, squeeing, and perhaps drooling. If you witness a fangirl displaying these behaviors, do not panic, she is just happy.

*Dramatic scene in anime plays*

Fangirl: *falls down, squeeing, shaking, and drooling uncontrollably*

Boy: Oh my god, Is that girl okay?

Other fangirl: Yes, she's just having a squeezure.

squeezure by Luikana April 2, 2009

Squeeter Teeters 

small breasts resembling mosquito bites.

damn, sara when you take your push-up bra off you have squeeter teeters.

Squeeter Teeters by Bleuvixen September 6, 2008

Squeeter syndrome 

Unusually small penis

CAP'N BULLMOOSE has squeeter syndrome.

Squeeter syndrome by 1people1world February 11, 2007

Squeeted 

To accidentally Ejaculate, or romphe in one's eye.

DAMN! He Squeeted that bitch so bad, she Needs glasses!

I heard she got SQUEEtED on at that party last night!

Squeeted by Kyra L July 29, 2008

squeeters 

Testicles-- often heard at San Diego State College in the 1960s. Perhaps fraternity slang.

"one shot to the squeeters and he's down!" "The softball hit him in the squeeters and he went blind for an hour!"

squeeters by Gono Filponuz April 14, 2008