squeetard 

A person who gets so overly hyped up about something, all they can do is squeal and wave their hands furiously. Also known as a fangirl, encouraged by the thought of their favourite subject of choice.

"Look at that squeetard! It's amazing, how they can still breathe while squealing that high. It's only Johnny Depp/Naruto/something...."

squeetard by Citronic October 21, 2008

sweetarded 

When a stimulus is so overwhelmingly awesome that one has difficulty functioning.

Did you guys see Backdoor Sluts 9? It was so sweetarded I couldn't even get past the first scene.

sweetarded by Partycoe January 24, 2010

sheetards

The American Population--otherwise known as sheeple People after being made mentally retarded by their government, become a flock of worthless, brain-dead sheep who have a voracious appetite for watching others become millionaires on Reality TV, drinking poisoned water, breathe in chemicals sprayed into their air, eating genetically altered foods, paying taxes readily so the Elite can buy their country out from under them with their own money, being blinded by the shiny new state quarters, laugh at George Carlin, and then praise and defend the government who has slowly killed them and their country.

The sheetards have allowed the federal reserve to bend them over, and have their way with them, as long as they are allowed to vote for the next American Idol.

sheetards by USADexter January 13, 2009

sebeetard

The most annoying bunch of people who think their so superior to all Roblox players they're roblox band kids basically
their logic is bad grammar = extremely comedic gold. they abuse the terms like disrespecc and s n i f f when something mentions cocaine or sugar or salt.

sebeetard: you disrespecc
Lolorator: 😐

sebeetard by Lolorator360 November 15, 2021

Squidtardo 

A noun. Squidtardo affectionately refers to a dear friend prone to doing/saying things that are 'retarded' (in an endearing sense). The word also represents the subject's propensity to fail to accompany friends on outings when they really want he or she to do so. Therefore, they are also 'the suckiest thing in the world' - a squid.

You're not coming to dim sum and karaoke tonight 'cause you hurt your knee working at the supermarket? You are such a Squidtardo!

Squidtardo by PeachyK January 9, 2011

sweetard 

One who is sweet but retarded at the same time.

Jacob is so nice but he is SO FUCKING STUPID. What a sweetard!

sweetard by HindiBindi October 7, 2012

SREEtard 

A Super Retarded Electrical Engineer

Dude, stop being such a SREEtard

SREEtard by Timenhosen von bausen March 19, 2010