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squeetus 

Noun
The flabby skin hanging on the underside of the arm, beneath the bicep, of elderly or fat chicks.

Also the name of a fat ass talk show host of a show known as Redneck Roundup.
"When Juanita raised her hand to answer a question her squeetus waved erotically in the breeze."

"I like to put both arms together and fuck fat girls in their sqeetus."
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Heebity Squeets 

A noun. A medical condition involving several short but noisy and/or moist farts, extreme paranoia, and laughing.

Often set on by sudden shock or fear.

Not to be confused with the Walking Farts.
Lindsay scared Gabe and now hes got the Heebity Squeets. You can here him in the next room.
Heebity Squeets by RageKage August 27, 2006
This is a word used for anyone that is a friend and also a way to greet friends.
Hey Squeebus, how you been?
squeebus by dsgncr8or May 13, 2005
Gotta get to work, let me Squeeturd it real quick.
Squeeturd by tdog71197 June 1, 2016

squeets mcgraw 

a status achieved when one is: cute, squishy, thoughtfull, silly, funny, redneck, handyman.
ur such a squeets mcgraw! thx squeets mcgraw!
squeets mcgraw by charletakiss x January 1, 2010

squeetastic 

This is when something is really really cute, or makes you really excited.
Leaves you all giddy inside.
Have you seen the new get together date movie? It's squeetastic.
squeetastic by Bobliscious August 2, 2006
The small amount of crusty dried drool left in the corners of a fan-girl's (or fan-boy's) mouth after emitting a prolonged squee upon seeing the object of their obsession.
Hey Suzie, snap out of it! Your idol already left, and you've got some squeebus on your face.

Friend 1.: "Sally's got squeebus all down her chin - what happened?".

Friend 2: "She thought she saw her favorite anime character at the cosplay convention, and was paralyzed in a full-on Squee for five whole minutes! Turns out it was just the hostess from the sushi place down the street."
Squeebus by Bubba Hotep Bubba February 19, 2025