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squeetus 

Noun
The flabby skin hanging on the underside of the arm, beneath the bicep, of elderly or fat chicks.

Also the name of a fat ass talk show host of a show known as Redneck Roundup.
"When Juanita raised her hand to answer a question her squeetus waved erotically in the breeze."

"I like to put both arms together and fuck fat girls in their sqeetus."
Words you can keep

Heebity Squeets 

A noun. A medical condition involving several short but noisy and/or moist farts, extreme paranoia, and laughing.

Often set on by sudden shock or fear.

Not to be confused with the Walking Farts.
Lindsay scared Gabe and now hes got the Heebity Squeets. You can here him in the next room.
Heebity Squeets by RageKage August 27, 2006
This is a word used for anyone that is a friend and also a way to greet friends.
Hey Squeebus, how you been?
squeebus by dsgncr8or May 13, 2005
Gotta get to work, let me Squeeturd it real quick.
Squeeturd by tdog71197 June 1, 2016

squeets mcgraw 

a status achieved when one is: cute, squishy, thoughtfull, silly, funny, redneck, handyman.
ur such a squeets mcgraw! thx squeets mcgraw!
squeets mcgraw by charletakiss x January 1, 2010

squeetastic 

This is when something is really really cute, or makes you really excited.
Leaves you all giddy inside.
Have you seen the new get together date movie? It's squeetastic.
squeetastic by Bobliscious August 2, 2006
The small amount of crusty dried drool left in the corners of a fan-girl's (or fan-boy's) mouth after emitting a prolonged squee upon seeing the object of their obsession.
Hey Suzie, snap out of it! Your idol already left, and you've got some squeebus on your face.

Friend 1.: "Sally's got squeebus all down her chin - what happened?".

Friend 2: "She thought she saw her favorite anime character at the cosplay convention, and was paralyzed in a full-on Squee for five whole minutes! Turns out it was just the hostess from the sushi place down the street."
Squeebus by Bubba Hotep Bubba February 19, 2025
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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