Citronic's definitions

cannt

the word when illiterate or ignorant people can't decide between 'can't' or 'cannot'.
could also be a typo, but many prefer to use the first in order to be superior.

some people even have the nerve to write cann't. just as bad.

sometimes, people just cannt spell right.
that's how it is born.

by Citronic October 12, 2007

basketboy

one who devotes his life to the rim. he MUST be the best.

Liam bounced the ball several times, before executing a perfect layup.

He is... Basketboy.

by Citronic January 5, 2009

white beach

a beach which is covered in people who are completely pale.
this will follow up with a red beach, when these people finally realise that they were not meant to tan.

Jess: You want to go hang out on Oriental Parade?
Lisa: No way, that place is a complete white beach!

by Citronic January 5, 2009

guttered

when you are ultimately shamed out or down. mainly used for commenting on someone else's failure.

jess: did you hear how jack fell down the hill?
joel: guttered, man.

by Citronic July 12, 2009

sexaggerate

To exaggerate sexual encounters to make others jealous.

Tom had to sexaggerate last night, in order to 'up' his friends. Of course, no three lesbian girls had gone home with him at all.

by Citronic December 30, 2008

exit only

a way to explain that you are one and only, heterosexual.

Todd: So, you doing anything tonight?
Jack: Hey, man, sorry, but see this? -points at butt- Exit only.

by Citronic July 20, 2008

kiwi dip

the two only needed ingredients are simple as and it's easy to make.
nestle reduced cream + maggi onion soup = kiwi dip.
merely mix the two together and you'll have what all the ex-pats are craving as they depressively dip their chips into some fancy hummus, when really, all they want is some good ol' kiwi dip.

how phone calls to mum from nz ex-pats usually end.

steve: ...rashuns, burger rings, l&p, marmite, perky nana, five packs of pineapple lumps, moro... NO, not mars bars. MORO. anything cadbury. oh yeah, chuck in some kiwi dip and salt and vinegar chips to go with 'em, alright? ...yeah, yeah, okay, love you mum. bye.

by Citronic July 12, 2009