Definitions by Citronic

Funny Word 

A word so funny, that it shall not be mentioned by its true name... CUM

“Funny word is funny... but I can’t say what it is because they are watching us”

Funny Word by citronic April 30, 2021

study break 

the fifteen to twenty minutes you use to take a break from facebook and study. it is advised you should only have a study break every two hours.

on chat
you: alright, i'm going to take a study break.
her: what?
aren't you on facebook right now?
you: nah, nah i'm going to get off facebook

study break by Citronic April 6, 2011

guttered 

when you are ultimately shamed out or down. mainly used for commenting on someone else's failure.

jess: did you hear how jack fell down the hill?
joel: guttered, man.

guttered by Citronic July 12, 2009

kiwi dip 

the two only needed ingredients are simple as and it's easy to make.
nestle reduced cream + maggi onion soup = kiwi dip.
merely mix the two together and you'll have what all the ex-pats are craving as they depressively dip their chips into some fancy hummus, when really, all they want is some good ol' kiwi dip.

how phone calls to mum from nz ex-pats usually end.

steve: ...rashuns, burger rings, l&p, marmite, perky nana, five packs of pineapple lumps, moro... NO, not mars bars. MORO. anything cadbury. oh yeah, chuck in some kiwi dip and salt and vinegar chips to go with 'em, alright? ...yeah, yeah, okay, love you mum. bye.

kiwi dip by Citronic July 12, 2009

gay in theory 

when a person often does a stereotyped gay thing to their sex, but isn't actually gay themselves.

he's into singstar, doesn't mind shopping and puts down the toilet seat. he isn't gay, just gay in theory.

"did jack just say he's getting into interior decorating?"
"don't worry about it... he's just gay in theory."

gay in theory by Citronic January 28, 2009

white beach

a beach which is covered in people who are completely pale.
this will follow up with a red beach, when these people finally realise that they were not meant to tan.

Jess: You want to go hang out on Oriental Parade?
Lisa: No way, that place is a complete white beach!

white beach by Citronic January 5, 2009

basketboy

one who devotes his life to the rim. he MUST be the best.

Liam bounced the ball several times, before executing a perfect layup.

He is... Basketboy.

basketboy by Citronic January 5, 2009