by Citronic July 12, 2009
Get the gutteredmug. the two only needed ingredients are simple as and it's easy to make.
nestle reduced cream + maggi onion soup = kiwi dip.
merely mix the two together and you'll have what all the ex-pats are craving as they depressively dip their chips into some fancy hummus, when really, all they want is some good ol' kiwi dip.
nestle reduced cream + maggi onion soup = kiwi dip.
merely mix the two together and you'll have what all the ex-pats are craving as they depressively dip their chips into some fancy hummus, when really, all they want is some good ol' kiwi dip.
how phone calls to mum from nz ex-pats usually end.
steve: ...rashuns, burger rings, l&p, marmite, perky nana, five packs of pineapple lumps, moro... NO, not mars bars. MORO. anything cadbury. oh yeah, chuck in some kiwi dip and salt and vinegar chips to go with 'em, alright? ...yeah, yeah, okay, love you mum. bye.
steve: ...rashuns, burger rings, l&p, marmite, perky nana, five packs of pineapple lumps, moro... NO, not mars bars. MORO. anything cadbury. oh yeah, chuck in some kiwi dip and salt and vinegar chips to go with 'em, alright? ...yeah, yeah, okay, love you mum. bye.
by Citronic July 12, 2009
Get the kiwi dipmug. Tom had to sexaggerate last night, in order to 'up' his friends. Of course, no three lesbian girls had gone home with him at all.
by Citronic December 30, 2008
Get the sexaggeratemug. The act of putting a sticker on a person's back without the victim noticing. You then call 'ultimate shame' and laugh childishly behind their back. The aim is to make it stay as long as you can.
The more common stickers are the small fruit ones, found on apples, bananas etc...
The more common stickers are the small fruit ones, found on apples, bananas etc...
Courtney peeled the nectarine sticker off carefully and lightly patted Simon on the back. This resulted in her calling 'ultimate shame' and the rest of her friends laughing. Simon just felt confused.
by Citronic December 09, 2008
Get the ultimate shamemug. a beach which is covered in people who are completely pale.
this will follow up with a red beach, when these people finally realise that they were not meant to tan.
this will follow up with a red beach, when these people finally realise that they were not meant to tan.
Jess: You want to go hang out on Oriental Parade?
Lisa: No way, that place is a complete white beach!
Lisa: No way, that place is a complete white beach!
by Citronic January 05, 2009
Get the white beachmug. Todd: So, you doing anything tonight?
Jack: Hey, man, sorry, but see this? -points at butt- Exit only.
Jack: Hey, man, sorry, but see this? -points at butt- Exit only.
by Citronic July 20, 2008
Get the exit onlymug. This word is blatantly bolded, as it bluntly tells you your entry was canceled before it was reviewed by editors.
'SUBMISSION CANCELED.
Your submission was canceled before it was reviewed by editors.'
"What, the? They didn't even spell it right!"
Your submission was canceled before it was reviewed by editors.'
"What, the? They didn't even spell it right!"
by Citronic December 10, 2007
Get the canceledmug.