A squeezure is the literal combination of a squee and a seizure. It usually happens when a fangirl witnesses something that she really, really likes, and consists of uncontrollable shaking, squeeing, and perhaps drooling. If you witness a fangirl displaying these behaviors, do not panic, she is just happy.
*Dramatic scene in anime plays*
Fangirl: *falls down, squeeing, shaking, and drooling uncontrollably*
Boy: Oh my god, Is that girl okay?
Other fangirl: Yes, she's just having a squeezure.
Fangirl: *falls down, squeeing, shaking, and drooling uncontrollably*
Boy: Oh my god, Is that girl okay?
Other fangirl: Yes, she's just having a squeezure.
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"Pasties and a g-string, beer and a shot, Portland through a shot glass and a Buffalo Squeeze" --Tom Waits
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(person 1 goes to hit person 2 but stops)
person 2: dude, you were gonna hit me
person 1: nah, i just wanted to make you din squeeze
person 2: chay
person 2: dude, you were gonna hit me
person 1: nah, i just wanted to make you din squeeze
person 2: chay
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Origin:
About 10 minutes and 40 seconds into the "Vietnam" episode of Anthony Bourdain's "No Reservations" TV show, the travel guide refers to the porcupine as a squeezle.
Origin:
About 10 minutes and 40 seconds into the "Vietnam" episode of Anthony Bourdain's "No Reservations" TV show, the travel guide refers to the porcupine as a squeezle.
Anthony Bourdain: Okay. So...uh, Linh, what's for lunch?
Travel Guide Linh: For lunch we have some hazard animal. Let's get in and check out.
Anthony Bourdain: Okay. What kind of animal could we be talking about?
Travel Guide Linh: Uh, I guess it's a...squeezle...
Travel Guide Linh: For lunch we have some hazard animal. Let's get in and check out.
Anthony Bourdain: Okay. What kind of animal could we be talking about?
Travel Guide Linh: Uh, I guess it's a...squeezle...
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"I saw john at the park the other day, he was doing the squeeze n' walk again."
Adam responded, "That fucker always waits until the last minute to take a shit. I was at the mall with him 3 weeks ago and he tried the squeeze n't walk. Shit all over an old lady who was just trying to buy some knitting supplies so she could make her granddaughter a scarf."
Adam responded, "That fucker always waits until the last minute to take a shit. I was at the mall with him 3 weeks ago and he tried the squeeze n't walk. Shit all over an old lady who was just trying to buy some knitting supplies so she could make her granddaughter a scarf."
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