Squeered

To be scared of a queer.

"Omg, that queer just talked to me, I am so squeered"

"OMG that queer just talked to me, I am so squeered right now!..."

by A J Barrowmen January 9, 2015

As Happy as a Squeezed Snake

To add the fluid into the gas station windshield washers, first you need to squeeze a snake. The manufacturers of the washer fluid squeeze the snake which allows the washing fluid to come out of a snake. This takes off a lot of weight from the snakes, making them very happy that they have been squeezed dry.

"Dude what are you doing, Why are you smiling so much?"
"Dude i'm as happy as a squeezed snake!"

by iiWolfyii January 20, 2020

freshly squeezed

When you squeeze out your farts nice and fresh, they become freshly squeezed!

Hey Steve, come and take a whiff of this fart! It's freshly squeezed too!

by LonePooper February 4, 2018

squeezed lemon

A married man whose energy and spirit have been exhausted by the relentless demands of his wife. Typically a squeezed lemon works long hours in a soul-sucking job to earn the money demanded by his wife to support her purchases.

Look at those squeezed lemons, trudging after their wives in the galleria wondering how they're going to pay for all this crap.

by logic001 June 25, 2010

freshly squeezed

man juice; semen; can be used as a noun or a verb

"He just freshly squeezed all over me last night!"
or
"Pump that freshly squeezed bitch!"

by dtf in oc December 27, 2008

i squeezed out the baby, yet i have no idea who the father is

an amazing song by Ibuki Mioda

"Have you heard the song I Squeezed Out The Baby, Yet I Have No Idea Who The Father Is?"
"IN COLLEGE I SPENT ALL MY DAYS-"

by Professional Jotaro Simp April 20, 2021

Squeezed

To be pressured to quit at work. This is done by people who want to fire you, but can't.

"I am so damn sick of being squeezed at work."

"Hey, don't give in, don't let yourself be squeezed like that!"

by Cam Peckham October 7, 2008