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Squinkle 

A dirty husband who did not shave his scraggly beard. Usually causes discomfort when he rubs his face upon your skin
Dammit Greg you squinkle! Your beard cut me again!!!
Squinkle by siscan April 10, 2020
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Squangle 

Describes any relationship that is similar to the square-rectangle relationship: a square is a rectangle but a rectangle is not necessarily a square.
Biology is a science, but not all sciences are biology. It's a squangle!
Squangle by SlauterHouZe101 July 11, 2019
Verb
To walk or to wander off in a random direction with no given purpose or objective.
Don’t squonkle into the forest for you may get lost and die a horrible, HORRIBLE death 💀
Squonkle by anonymous March 29, 2023

squinkle 

Get outta here you little squinkle
squinkle by T-Bone760 August 2, 2004

Squanker 

God himself. All women want him and crowd him but he simply vanishes with a squack of divineness. Upon seeing his true form you will simply cease to exist. Praise him PRAISE HIM!
Squanker has a teracock.
Squanker by Andrew Ark October 6, 2021

Squackle 

To squeal and cackle
This bitch just made me squackle
Squackle by Cryptictaste October 19, 2019
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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