Squandle

Unintentionally take or remove another's object; IE: accident

"Dude, where's my poptart? I left it on the counter."

"Oh, sorry, I squandled it."

by Mister P. Noss October 31, 2009

Squandle

Noun; a word commonly used when not knowing the answer to a question, i.e. 'I don't know.'

"Hey what was that guys name again?"
"Squandle."

by rah_horizon January 21, 2009

squandery

Squandery is a major waste of resources such as time or money.

The purchasing department has led a total squandery of company money.

by I, Wreckerrr May 27, 2020

Squangle

Describes any relationship that is similar to the square-rectangle relationship: a square is a rectangle but a rectangle is not necessarily a square.

Biology is a science, but not all sciences are biology. It's a squangle!

by SlauterHouZe101 July 11, 2019

squaddle

To shit your pants and puke simultaneously after being kicked in the junk.

Bill got kicked in the junk so hard he squaddled himself.

by Snakarino June 19, 2008

Squadless

When you’re in a squad but can’t hang out with the squad because you smoke and thus don’t have enough money for squad activities. Smoking = less cash to spend on fun times with your friends = #SQUADLESS

I'm stuck with Pee Paw who smells like a foot while my squad's at the movie and they're seeing something good. If I didn't smoke, I'd have the cash to go too. I miss them so much -- I'm #squadless.

by savethesquad August 29, 2016

The Great Squandering

The period during the first 10 years of the 21st Century when the United States and Western Europe experienced severe financial mismanagement, executed dubious Middle East military expeditions, and purchased goods from foreign countries with unbounded borrowed money.

"The Great Squandering focus on terrorism was sleight-of-hand distraction away from the economic threat of China. We've been fooled. And as long as American's continue to bask in the luxury of fighting against each other, there's an increasing probability that our great-grandchildren will be speaking Chinglish."

by sumnerln May 16, 2010