Spumen 

The simultaneous release of both sputum and semen. Typically occurs when one is home sick with a nasty respiratory infection and one tires to make himself feel better by repeatedly masturbating.

I went through 5 boxes of tissues today. Wow. You must have a lot of sputum. No. I had a lot of spumen. My Dick is sore and so is my chest. Nasty!!!

Spumen by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

spume 

froth on waves

They frolicked in the spume
until one of them trod on something
sharp.

spume by Crack D'Or July 10, 2003

Soumen 

'Soumen' is a Bengali male name, which means 'Best(King) among the beautiful people'.'Soumen' is derived from 'Soumendra' which is obtained by joining of two words : 'Soumya'(means Beautiful) and 'Indra'(means The Greatest, The King).

My name is Soumen.

Soumen by soum91 June 30, 2011

Spemen 

What my friend said while drunk, and trying to say sperm/semen at the same time.

I'm going to fill her up with my spemen.

Spemen by MotoX134 November 22, 2007

soumendra 

Soumendra means legend.he is greater than everyone.he has created this world.he is admired by many people.he never brags about himself

I am soumendra (I am a legend)

soumendra by Legend peas May 2, 2018

Dino Spumoni

The swing singing, Frank Sinatra/Dean Martin clone from the television show Hey Arnold!

Dino's many exploits include faking his own death for record sales, punching cameramen, and pissing off his writer.

Darling, you left my heart
In pieces on the floor
So tell me why shouldn't I
Break some things of yours?
I'll smash your lamp, the antique chair,
That stupid thing you always wear;
I'll smash a vase, the radio,
Those little teacups from Limoge;
Your wacky paintings on the walls;
Darling - POW - I'll smash 'em all;

Dino Spumoni - Smashed

Dino Spumoni by MLVMosley November 21, 2009

Sumen 

Su-men = (Su )सु means अच्छा (Accha – Good/Nice),

(Men) is Plural form of "Man".

A very multi-talented, vibrant, caring and insightful person on the earth. Mostly under-estimated, wrongly judged by people around this person. Physically strong but emotionally weak. Mostly lazy but very aggressive and super hard-working if challenged by anyone. This person known for bravery and extreme anger. Highly Attractive and Sexually Intriguing Individual. Ultimate Sex God.

This person will earn lot of wealth. Get good respect from society. This person will use show expertise in more than one field.

This person doesn't differentiate people based on Place, caste, religion, or mother tongue.

Strongly oppose enemies and those who are against this person policies.

Sumen is precious diamond.

Girl: I want you tonight, tomorrow night, next week at night and in the rest of nights of my life.

Sumen Semen Semen Semen everywhere...Why don't you get tired boyyyyyyyyy ??

Sumen by london.girl<3 March 4, 2013