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The monkey who got stuck at the final evolution barrier and therefore, is the highest evolved monkey and the least evolved homo sapien. Turns out the only thing it is good at is playing that 6 string instrument known as guitar.
Look at him. When he talks, it seems his IQ levels are always at an all time low but when he plays guitar, he becomes God. Must be a "Soumen" specie.
Soumen by Hoyex4 October 9, 2011
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Textbook definition of a bitch
Oh! Stop being such a soumen.
Soumen by yourmomxoxo02 November 22, 2023

souvenereal 

A sexually transmitted disease picked up as a reminder (souvenir) of a sexual encounter.
That’s was a fantastic one night stand at the weekend. I didn’t get her phone number but she’s left me with a right souvenereal.

I’m heading to the doctors now!
souvenereal by Chrish77 February 18, 2020
The best person on earth, sexy as hell. He usually hates life but still lives it for nothing, he own the universe.
"I feel Sourenaee today"
sourena by Ps2andwifi May 22, 2018
Omg souren is so athletic
souren by Validgryphon October 18, 2019

souvenir food

Commonly used for corn, or any other food including nuts that will show up in your poop the next day.

Giving you fond memories of the meal you ate the previous day. And sometimes even surprising you, when you were not aware that was one of the ingredients in that stew, soup, or casserole your mom made for you.
I better watch it when I take that second helping of souvenir food. I know it will come back to visit me tomorrow.
souvenir food by Boozie69 June 29, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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