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The monkey who got stuck at the final evolution barrier and therefore, is the highest evolved monkey and the least evolved homo sapien. Turns out the only thing it is good at is playing that 6 string instrument known as guitar.
Look at him. When he talks, it seems his IQ levels are always at an all time low but when he plays guitar, he becomes God. Must be a "Soumen" specie.
Soumen by Hoyex4 October 9, 2011
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Oh! Stop being such a soumen.
Soumen by yourmomxoxo02 November 22, 2023

souvenereal 

A sexually transmitted disease picked up as a reminder (souvenir) of a sexual encounter.
That’s was a fantastic one night stand at the weekend. I didn’t get her phone number but she’s left me with a right souvenereal.

I’m heading to the doctors now!
souvenereal by Chrish77 February 18, 2020
The best person on earth, sexy as hell. He usually hates life but still lives it for nothing, he own the universe.
"I feel Sourenaee today"
sourena by Ps2andwifi May 22, 2018
Omg souren is so athletic
souren by Validgryphon October 18, 2019

souvenir food

Commonly used for corn, or any other food including nuts that will show up in your poop the next day.

Giving you fond memories of the meal you ate the previous day. And sometimes even surprising you, when you were not aware that was one of the ingredients in that stew, soup, or casserole your mom made for you.
I better watch it when I take that second helping of souvenir food. I know it will come back to visit me tomorrow.
souvenir food by Boozie69 June 29, 2009