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Saumensch 

A German insult to women, translating to a sow. Used in modern leet speak to show affection to a girl you want or love.
Hey saumensch, never leave the kitchen unless it's to bring me a sandwich, or do laundry.

ILUS. Text speak for I love you Saumensch.
Saumensch by JD² August 1, 2010
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saumensch 

A combination of the German words Sau and Mensch (pig and human), so it's some universal term for both woman and man; a bastard
Person1 : Hey you little saumensch.

Person2: Y-you mean me?

Person1: Yeah you little pig faced bastard.
saumensch by Aswd_K April 3, 2022
offensive german word for pig (feminine). used quite oftenly in The Bookn Theif
Liesel is a little saumench.
You are probably one of my friends and a saumench
saumench by ThePoopipSisters February 21, 2022
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