Saumensch 

A German insult to women, translating to a sow. Used in modern leet speak to show affection to a girl you want or love.

Hey saumensch, never leave the kitchen unless it's to bring me a sandwich, or do laundry.

ILUS. Text speak for I love you Saumensch.

Saumensch by JD² August 1, 2010

saumensch 

A combination of the German words Sau and Mensch (pig and human), so it's some universal term for both woman and man; a bastard

Person1 : Hey you little saumensch.

Person2: Y-you mean me?

Person1: Yeah you little pig faced bastard.

saumensch by Aswd_K April 3, 2022

saumench

offensive german word for pig (feminine). used quite oftenly in The Bookn Theif

Liesel is a little saumench.
You are probably one of my friends and a saumench

saumench by ThePoopipSisters February 21, 2022