Spulink 

Verb (Spull-ink)

To cry so hard that your floor gets soaked with tears and starts to grow rare and toxic mushrooms out of it.

Person 1: Oh shit what happened to your floor?
Person 2: Oh yeah I dropped my peanut butter toast face down last night and spulinked all over the floor.
Person 3 (through the window): Mmmmm mushrooms ;)

Spulink by Plant Fingers June 2, 2022

splink 

Deep, adventurous thinking; being a useful combination of to "spelunk" (to cave dive) and to "think".

"Matt, this problem truly has me stumped. Let me splink about it."

splink by lauderman March 1, 2018

Splinkle

When someone is peeing and accidently pees on their foot !

Present : splinkling

Past: splinkled
Future: splinkle

On holiday my uncled splinkled on his foot!!

Splinkle by MissyP368 August 21, 2017

Splinky Splash

When a bunch of disgusting humans get together.

When are you getting here for the splinky splash?

When are we going to play D&d at a splinky splash?

Splinky Splash by Chooj July 29, 2021

Splinkton

"Splinkton is a game in which players attempt to lick the elbow of an unsuspecting player or stranger. It is a little known fact that if you lick someones elbow when they're not paying attention they cannot feel it. There are various types of Splinks and amounts of points rewarded for each type of Splink.

If a player licks another players elbow without the player noticing the Splinker(the person licking) receives one point.

If the Splinker licks the elbow of someone they know who has not heard of Splinkton the Splinker receives two points.

If a Splinker licks the elbow of someone they know (playing the game or not) while the person is walking or running the Splinker receives three points.

If two Splinkers lick each elbow of someone they know simultaneously each Splinker receives three points.

If a Splinker licks the elbow of a teacher, manager, boss ect. they receive 10 points.

If a Splinker licks the elbow of a complete stranger who is alone they receive 15 points.

If a Splinker licks the elbow of a complete stranger who is in a group that watches you lick their friends elbow the Splinker receives 25 points.

For each Splink you do on to a person they subtract the amount of points you earn from their score. The exception is when a person has been double splinked (each elbow is licked by a different player simultaneously). In this scenario the person who has been splinked loses five points."

Two friends are walking in the park. A man is sitting with his elbows back on a bench. The two friends look at eachother and the game of Splinkton has begun. They stealthily sneak behind the man and lick his bare elbows.

Later that night they brag to their friends about the Double Splink they got.

Splinkton by Splinker August 27, 2011

splinkey 

splinkey is an alternative word for schplino; usually harsher on terms. A splinkey is characterized by being a cockamole, a ziggurat, and a schplino: forming an ultimate whirlwind of trio terms, causing splinkey. Splinkey is a goofball and looks like a box or like an angry bird ready to explode!
WARNING!!11! IF YOU SEE A SPLINKEY, SHOUT OUT SCHPLINO! HE WILL TURN BACK INTO A GOOD SPLINKEY!!!!11!

look at the cockamole, oh no i mean splinkey!
look at the fat splinkey!
come here splinkey!

splinkey by MikelDaZiggurat January 3, 2022

ass spulunker 

some one who fingers an ass

Jack is an ass spulunker.

ass spulunker by shadow_wrayth May 6, 2006