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Spulink

Verb (Spull-ink)

To cry so hard that your floor gets soaked with tears and starts to grow rare and toxic mushrooms out of it.
Person 1: Oh shit what happened to your floor?
Person 2: Oh yeah I dropped my peanut butter toast face down last night and spulinked all over the floor.
Person 3 (through the window): Mmmmm mushrooms ;)
by Plant Fingers June 2, 2022
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