Spelinking

The act of clicking many links to web sites external to the one you're actively on in succession within one uninterrupted browsing section.

Typically one who is spelinking will find him/herself at sites with tangential or no topical relevance to the original site.

I was spelinking for a half hour. I started out at cnn.com and I ended up on youtube watching cat videos.

by dyspop June 14, 2015

Anal Spelunking

Anal spelunking the act of cavelike exploration in the anus of a loved one

honey i really enjoyed our adventure in Anal spelunking last night, i was enthralled by your wonderful lady caverns

by Mind Machine February 23, 2009

Facial Spelunking

The hobby or practice of exploring the caverns of the face.

Often practiced in tandem with booger bombing.

Cube slave 1: "Dude, I'm soooo damn bored..."
Cube slave 2: "You should take up facial spelunking."
Cube slave 1: "Man, I'm so past that, I've been booger bombing you for hours..."

by liveMike June 19, 2008

urban spelunking

The act of breaking into and exploring large abandoned buildings in a city.

I got a ticket from the cops when they caught me urban spelunking in the old train station.

by Digby February 26, 2003

Mancave spelunking

The act of kickin it in your room by yourself. All men need to get away now and then, telling your friends your gonna be mancave spelunking is a way for a guy to get away with being anti-social.

Friend 1: what you gonna do now?
Friend 2: ima go mancave spelunking for a while, see where it takes me...

by Realmanfuronchest June 24, 2010

spejunking

Looking at the crotch of a man, either in real life or in photos, in an attempt to discover evidence of the size of his junk.

I like this guy. We need to go spejunking so I can decide whether or not to hit that.

by YOITSMEYALLDOS March 4, 2010

Sphlicking

The act of trying to flick a semi moist booger that refuses to become airborne. Once it has been picked by an index finger it will stick on the thumb as it is trying to be flicked, then when it is flicked by the thumb it then sticks to index finger. This process can can go back and forth for a long period of time until it is wiped off, dried out, or simply eaten.

If you think that it was disgusting watching that chick pick her nose, you would have freaked watching her panic as she was sphlicking it back and forth while on stage.

by Bagabagis May 24, 2012