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a phrase usually referring to a big black man however he has a white mans penis. usually they are racist towards said penis and commit hate crimes on it.
bro i was about to fuck a dude but he was a splinka!!”
splinka by cuando69 April 7, 2021
Words you can keep
Deep, adventurous thinking; being a useful combination of to "spelunk" (to cave dive) and to "think".
"Matt, this problem truly has me stumped. Let me splink about it."
splink by lauderman March 1, 2018

Sprinkage 

Mr Beast used it so no explanations needed
Lets do a little sprinkage”
Sprinkage by Sour..lemonxde June 18, 2020

slinkaphided

When you fully are ignored by someone.
You- “Hello there, let’s build a tasty crib on minecraft.”
Friend-“...”

SlinkAphided- Getting blanked out by everyone
When someone is peeing and accidently pees on their foot !

Present : splinkling

Past: splinkled
Future: splinkle
On holiday my uncled splinkled on his foot!!
Splinkle by MissyP368 August 21, 2017

Splinky Splash

When a bunch of disgusting humans get together.
When are you getting here for the splinky splash?

When are we going to play D&d at a splinky splash?
Splinky Splash by Chooj July 29, 2021
"Splinkton is a game in which players attempt to lick the elbow of an unsuspecting player or stranger. It is a little known fact that if you lick someones elbow when they're not paying attention they cannot feel it. There are various types of Splinks and amounts of points rewarded for each type of Splink.

If a player licks another players elbow without the player noticing the Splinker(the person licking) receives one point.

If the Splinker licks the elbow of someone they know who has not heard of Splinkton the Splinker receives two points.

If a Splinker licks the elbow of someone they know (playing the game or not) while the person is walking or running the Splinker receives three points.

If two Splinkers lick each elbow of someone they know simultaneously each Splinker receives three points.

If a Splinker licks the elbow of a teacher, manager, boss ect. they receive 10 points.

If a Splinker licks the elbow of a complete stranger who is alone they receive 15 points.

If a Splinker licks the elbow of a complete stranger who is in a group that watches you lick their friends elbow the Splinker receives 25 points.

For each Splink you do on to a person they subtract the amount of points you earn from their score. The exception is when a person has been double splinked (each elbow is licked by a different player simultaneously). In this scenario the person who has been splinked loses five points."
Two friends are walking in the park. A man is sitting with his elbows back on a bench. The two friends look at eachother and the game of Splinkton has begun. They stealthily sneak behind the man and lick his bare elbows.

Later that night they brag to their friends about the Double Splink they got.
Splinkton by Splinker August 27, 2011
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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