Sprond 

To jump in the air

When your happy you sprond in the air

Sprond by fat ass ignorint August 22, 2016

Spronk 

To exceed expectations
Derived from a 2020 meme, Spronk is the combination of 'Sprite' and the popular 'Stonks' meme. It refers to the way Macdonalds post-mix Sprite seems to taste much stronger than that from other places, suggesting that they put more Sprite in their Sprite than one might expect.

(to have spronk) The quality of something/someone having more of you wanted than you expected.
A person that has spronk is someone that stands out in some way because they are surprisingly good at something, but you wouldn't know just by looking at them.
An object or thing that has spronk might be worth more than you thought at first glance.

(to spronk) To do better than you expected you would or to find unexpected reserves or skills that help you achieve something you thought you would fail at.
to outperform projected metrics or overdeliver.

"Damn'! This cocktail has some spronk! Looks like I'm not driving home tonight."

"How did you do in your exam?"
"Well I wasn't confident, but it turns out I spronked it! I got an A"

"How was your date last night?"

"Great success... The man has some spronk, that's for sure"

"So there's gonna be a second date then?"
"Oh definitely... but I'll need some time to recover from this one first, if you know what I mean."

"If you want to impress me, you'll have to show some spronk."

"He sits around all day and does fuck-all. Literally no spronk at all"

"Did you get that house?"
"Nah, It spronked. It went for way more than my top bid."

Spronk by stonksstonks November 25, 2021

spondooli 

Means Money

I have lots of spondooli

spondooli by Grandmaster Pope July 7, 2014

Spronk 

(verb) When you fuck somebody so thoroughly they forget their name and address.

"I want you to come over right now and spronk me"

"I gave her a good spronking"

"I can't feel my legs, you spronked me good!"

Spronk by HighVelocityDeposit November 29, 2021

sprongle 

The act of throwing a bullfrog out a car window at a high speed.

Joe was bored so he went searching for some bullfrogs to sprongle.

"Hey dude, did you sprongle yesterday?" "For sure man, I sprongle all the time!"

sprongle by The_Sprongler420 April 5, 2022

spronobo 

Short for sprog no boner.

Commonly used when something/someone is so attractive, a male does not have time to gain an erection before he ejaculates.

1. Duuuuuuude, check it out! Barbaras bending over to pick up her handbag......uerrrggghhhh....I just spronoboed.

2. Nicks mum is spronobo material.

spronobo by methmatitian October 21, 2010

spondalay 

the act of knocking something out of someones hand and screaming "spondalay bitch!"

origininated by US Marine corps airwing

Manny spondalayed bobs water in pubic and had to replace that shits!

spondalay by warpt127 July 13, 2009